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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #100 on: April 25, 2010, 01:04:44 AM »
IF YOU CAN READ THIS IVE LOST MY TRAILER,and IF YOU CAN READ THIS THANK A PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER.

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #101 on: April 25, 2010, 05:56:14 AM »
IF YOU CAN READ THIS IVE LOST MY TRAILER,and IF YOU CAN READ THIS THANK A PRIMARY SCHOOL TEACHER.


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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #102 on: April 25, 2010, 08:07:58 AM »
I saw one of those ribbons at Spencers and it said

'Support Sex, Drugs, and Rock n' Roll.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #103 on: April 25, 2010, 09:01:39 AM »
Two bumper stickers:

"Don't like my driving? Call 1-800-EAT SH1T!"


"If you don't like my driving, stay off the sidewalk!"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #104 on: April 25, 2010, 09:38:47 AM »
No, I don't have a piano tied to my ass, but I do have a mighty big organ between my legs.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #105 on: April 25, 2010, 12:45:35 PM »
Hunters make better lovers..
They go deeper in the bush
They shoot more often
And they eat what they shoot

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #106 on: April 25, 2010, 04:27:32 PM »

ROTFLMFAO


I saw exactly that plate here a few weeks ago.

Still ROTFLMFAO!

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #107 on: April 25, 2010, 04:35:42 PM »

A road safety sticker here for ppl driving behind big trucks:

"If you can't see my mirros then I can't see you".

OK.

About a week later - new stickers:

"If you can see my mirrors then flash your tits".


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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #108 on: April 25, 2010, 04:37:42 PM »
I childproofed my home - but they still get in!   
very funny scotty - now beam down my pants!


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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #109 on: April 25, 2010, 04:41:18 PM »
I got one of my tag lines from the back of a 18 wheeler;

I'd rather go homeless than chromeless.
Keep the Shiny side up!

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #110 on: April 25, 2010, 09:21:30 PM »
I had one that said   ( Nice people swallow )  around the time every yuppy had the one that said mean people suck.   ;D
"If everything feels undercontrol...you are not going fast enough"

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #111 on: April 25, 2010, 09:31:56 PM »
i don't get it, please explain

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #112 on: April 25, 2010, 09:43:50 PM »
::)
"Moderation in all things - especially moderation. Too much moderation is excessive. The occasional excess is all part of living the moderate life."
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #113 on: April 26, 2010, 09:37:16 AM »
On my helmet......"Jesse who?"
If ever there was a creator of bastard sons, it is the open road, for she has claimed so many young men yearning for freedom......

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #114 on: April 26, 2010, 07:41:18 PM »
i don't get it, please explain

Well every one had the  mean people suck bumper sticker that I though was stupid so I found one that said nice people swallow .  What elce can I explain.
"If everything feels undercontrol...you are not going fast enough"

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #115 on: April 26, 2010, 08:18:23 PM »
I road my bike to trailer week.
(on the rear fender of my Concours)
Keep the Shiny side up!

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I'd rather go homeless than chromeless

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #116 on: April 27, 2010, 06:12:50 AM »
While in the USMC, I saw a lot of different sayings and artwork on helmets.  Of all of them my favorite was on a helmet I saw on a Marine guarding what was left of the embassy in Lebanon after terrorists attacked it and murdered hundreds of my brothers.  It said in large letters JESUS SAVE MY ASS.

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #117 on: May 04, 2010, 10:08:08 AM »
Just thought of this:

My love of my bike is second only to the deceit I perpetrate on my wife as to how much I spend on my metal girlfriend. ;D
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #118 on: May 04, 2010, 12:04:58 PM »
Funny this was on the back of a trailer
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #119 on: May 04, 2010, 03:15:55 PM »
Funny this was on the back of a trailer

That's funny! Wonder what his wife this of it? [or divorced!?!]
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #120 on: May 04, 2010, 03:16:50 PM »
T-shirt:

"Just Do Me!"
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #121 on: May 04, 2010, 03:24:02 PM »
dont tailgate me or i'll flick boogers on your windshield

i dont know if i like it or not but it sure is different.
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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #122 on: May 04, 2010, 10:38:52 PM »
My bumper sticker can kick your bumper sticker's ass.

and this one

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #123 on: May 05, 2010, 03:58:19 AM »
My favorite one on my helmet.
"If everything feels undercontrol...you are not going fast enough"

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Re: What Are Your Favorite Sayings OR Bumper Stickers!
« Reply #124 on: May 05, 2010, 11:48:57 AM »
I had one on my helmet that said  "Born Again Heathen"  :D
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