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Bikes wierd and wonderful
« on: June 08, 2010, 11:27:28 AM »
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #2 on: June 10, 2010, 02:10:51 AM »
The pole dancers' special ;D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #3 on: June 10, 2010, 10:52:53 AM »
The pole dancers' special ;D

Those are made by a company called Strip Club Choppers  ::)
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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #4 on: June 10, 2010, 07:20:58 PM »
sorry,but that has to be the stupidest thing I ever saw.
its better to regret something you have done,than something you havent.Except playing with explosives.

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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #5 on: June 10, 2010, 07:32:39 PM »
What's wonderful about these bikes' wires?

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« Reply #6 on: June 22, 2010, 09:29:07 AM »

It says all this one needs is a headlight. ;D ;D ;D


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« Reply #7 on: June 22, 2010, 12:34:41 PM »

How about an Ariel Square 4 chopper.



http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/mcy/1759887275.html

How much was that? that is complete sacrilege, and yet awesome at the same time.

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« Reply #8 on: June 22, 2010, 04:32:11 PM »

How about an Ariel Square 4 chopper.



http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/wsh/mcy/1759887275.html

How much was that? that is complete sacrilege, and yet awesome at the same time.

I think he was asking $3,000.  He stated that it had been in a wreck in 1970 with the front end trashed so he made it into a chopper.  Had not been driven since the 1980's.

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« Reply #9 on: June 22, 2010, 05:27:46 PM »
This one has to be the most useful for this sort of thing..



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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2010, 02:13:11 PM »
This is an NSU "Quickly" not the most aptly named bike on the road but unusual anyway.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=306373318
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2010, 10:11:21 PM »
saw these two at a bike show last weekend


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« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2010, 12:24:34 AM »
Saw this at the Bearded Lady Bike Show in the Twin Cities this weekend.
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« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2010, 05:08:21 AM »
Words fail me.. That green one is a 500/550 no? The read Mowercycle is just....... words fail me.. I just.. (head explodes and bursts into flames!)

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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2010, 10:50:27 AM »
This one has to be the most useful for this sort of thing..



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haha those are the half fast guys, and he won for best bike

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« Reply #15 on: July 28, 2010, 11:44:56 AM »
Love that John Deer bike, wonder how long the green paint lasts once the engine heats up?
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #16 on: July 28, 2010, 06:15:46 PM »

haha those are the half fast guys, and he won for best bike

Yea, I am hoping to meet up with them one day.. Maybe take Spikeybike with me..

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« Reply #17 on: July 28, 2010, 06:17:36 PM »
Love that John Deer bike, wonder how long the green paint lasts once the engine heats up?
If its true John Deere engine paint.... it will last for ever.. At least based on the tractors around here.

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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #18 on: July 28, 2010, 10:13:31 PM »
Words fail me.. That green one is a 500/550 no? The read Mowercycle is just....... words fail me.. I just.. (head explodes and bursts into flames!)

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 ;D ;D ;D
That mowercycle gets around.  I see it 1st Thursday and other bike shows/rallies.  

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« Reply #19 on: July 28, 2010, 10:26:39 PM »

This was at the Bearded Lady Bike Show too.  I loved this one. :D




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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #20 on: July 29, 2010, 12:55:52 AM »
We actually have those 3 wheeled wonders here in NZ. :)

I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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« Reply #21 on: July 29, 2010, 08:01:44 AM »
Love that John Deer bike, wonder how long the green paint lasts once the engine heats up?
If its true John Deere engine paint.... it will last for ever.. At least based on the tractors around here.

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the paint will last but not the tractor itself. ;D

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« Reply #22 on: July 29, 2010, 08:04:46 AM »

This was at the Bearded Lady Bike Show too.  I loved this one. :D





I got there at like 8 because I had to help a friend move.  All that was left was a few nice bikes but mostly 2000's Harleys, new-ish shock ducatis, and the triumphs that look old but made in the 2000's.

I vowed never to help a friend move again
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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #23 on: August 28, 2010, 11:34:08 AM »
How about this Franken bike, part Bultaco part?????

http://www.trademe.co.nz/a.aspx?id=313837613
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: Bikes wierd and wonderful
« Reply #24 on: August 28, 2010, 01:52:46 PM »
Love that John Deer bike, wonder how long the green paint lasts once the engine heats up?
If its true John Deere engine paint.... it will last for ever.. At least based on the tractors around here.

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the paint will last but not the tractor itself. ;D

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