Topic: Let it all hang out,tell us how you really feel and what pisses you off.

[vfourfreak]

Was down at the supermarket the other day, and took an unusual route to get to the sherbet section. I found myself in a narrow aisle which was blocked by two young ladies who were coyly whispering about products on the shelves. They looked at me as if I should not be there, and I felt myself blush as I noticed the products they were discussing were of the "feminine hygiene" variety. I was exercising an about turn when I realised to my horror that I was simply in the "personal hygiene" section. There were products on offer for men as well as women, mostly intended to cure "leakage" issues.
Then I really blushed as a shocking image of the future went through my brain. If that is what the future holds for me, then I am well and truly pissed off.

Kev

[trueblue]

I'm slightly pissed off today.  This morning the missus and I went and picked up my birthday present early, a new compound bow.  When I was sighting it in the 7th arrow I shot went wild and glanced off the top of the bag and disappeared into the grass behind the target.  I've since spent about 2 1/2 hours looking in the grass and #$%*ed if I can find it.  The worst part is the grass is only about 2 inches high so the bastard is hiding under the grass somewhere.  So now I'm short an arrow, at $10 an arrow it gets expensive really quick.

[Terry in Australia]

I'm pissed off that according to the legend below, due to bad behaviour 4760 access attempts have been blocked in the last 7 days? C'mon Pete, fess up mate, was it you?

[Terry in Australia]

Gee it's up to 4775! Pete, for God's sake, behave yourself!

[Demon67]

Ahh yes Kev Diaper's for Dribblers, can't stand the things, you see there is a couple of minor things they don't mention in the those glorious ads about sexy seniors frolicking in glamorous settings, one is they fit standard bodies so if you are individual they may not fit all that well and first on my all time hit parade they don't breath which if you are like me with a low grade fungus (I think I picked it up many many moons ago in the airforce ) wearing one means all your little bacteria and fungi's have a religious moment and itch itch itch so if I can manage a diaper every 6-8 months I only have to soda blast my crotch for half a day afterwards which is good. Yes folks I have tried every thing from a dilute solution of bleach to a series of horrendously expensive creams and unguents  which occasionally lend an air of burning phenolic, roses, or something vaguely oily. "Oh the Joys of the Golden Years" I could give more of a dissertation on the subject but there must be a little mystery in life I find so one doesn't curl up in the pit and simply pull the blanket over your head.
Bill the demon.

[Retro Rocket]

#$%* the diapers Bill, there's got to be more dignity in pissing your pants....

[petercb750]

Gee it's up to 4775! Pete, for God's sake, behave yourself!

What? Who, me?
I wish I knew what you're talking about. ...

[Trevor from Warragul]

I have tried every thing from a dilute solution of bleach to a series of horrendously expensive creams and unguents

Use methylated spirits.  Burns like you wouldn't fricking believe, but it clears fungus (tinea) after a couple of applications.

[Terry in Australia]

Gee it's up to 4775! Pete, for God's sake, behave yourself!

What? Who, me?
I wish I knew what you're talking about. ...

Ha ha, go to the very bottom of the page and you'll see what I'm on about.......

[Terry in Australia]

Jesus Pete, it's over 4800! You must be really pissed off!

[petercb750]

Ah, I see. I'm pissed off that I'm pissed off that much but don't know it.

[DWS]

Ahh yes Kev Diaper's for Dribblers, can't stand the things, you see there is a couple of minor things they don't mention in the those glorious ads about sexy seniors frolicking in glamorous settings, one is they fit standard bodies so if you are individual they may not fit all that well and first on my all time hit parade they don't breath which if you are like me with a low grade fungus (I think I picked it up many many moons ago in the airforce ) wearing one means all your little bacteria and fungi's have a religious moment and itch itch itch so if I can manage a diaper every 6-8 months I only have to soda blast my crotch for half a day afterwards which is good. Yes folks I have tried every thing from a dilute solution of bleach to a series of horrendously expensive creams and unguents  which occasionally lend an air of burning phenolic, roses, or something vaguely oily. "Oh the Joys of the Golden Years" I could give more of a dissertation on the subject but there must be a little mystery in life I find so one doesn't curl up in the pit and simply pull the blanket over your head.
Bill the demon.

Have you tried Dark apple vinegar, it takes rust out of tanks, Or electrolysis.
Seriously all ask my wife when she gets home

[vfourfreak]

#$%* the diapers Bill, there's got to be more dignity in pissing your pants....

Yup, have to agree. I reckon I'll just continue to drink heavily, and I will simply revert to my 20s at some future point in time.

Kev

[Demon67]

RR "dignity" I gave that up a while ago now it's bumble from one idiocy to another and it's not pissing my self that's the problem and any thing that contains acid, depending how much, means
insta-#$%*  DWS I have tried many things and the thing that probably would work the best would be a kilt problem is around here in the depths of rural Ontario shortly someone would show up to check my mental state and that would mean they would try and lock me away not that I am that bonkers but I don't give a #$%* and this area being so tight assed they think that is a sign of crazy, God he plays with motorcycles, swears, and doesn't vote conservative he's old. He shouldn't do that, lock him up. They are decent people but a bit un-worldly and because of the attitude you don't have to worry about flakes and the latest do good fad. Any how, see you guys, the #$%*ing golden years are another myth so have fun now, too soon it's gone.
Bill the demon.

[bear]

There were products on offer for men as well as women, mostly intended to cure "leakage" issues.
Then I really blushed as a shocking image of the future went through my brain. If that is what the future holds for me, then I am well and truly pissed off.

Kev

Sometimes you don't have to wait, the future comes to you.
The worst thing about paraplegia isn't the mobility problem.
It's the #$%*ting and pissing. (Pardon the pun)

Ahh yes Kev Diaper's for Dribblers, can't stand the things,
Bill the demon.

I'm with ya Billy, I'm with ya.

#$%* the diapers Bill, there's got to be more dignity in pissing your pants....

Trust me Retro, there's not.

Cheers,
Brian

[Retro Rocket]

There were products on offer for men as well as women, mostly intended to cure "leakage" issues.
Then I really blushed as a shocking image of the future went through my brain. If that is what the future holds for me, then I am well and truly pissed off.

Kev

Sometimes you don't have to wait, the future comes to you.
The worst thing about paraplegia isn't the mobility problem.
It's the #$%*ting and pissing. (Pardon the pun)

Ahh yes Kev Diaper's for Dribblers, can't stand the things,
Bill the demon.

I'm with ya Billy, I'm with ya.

#$%* the diapers Bill, there's got to be more dignity in pissing your pants....

Trust me Retro, there's not.

Cheers,
Brian

Unfortunately Mate, I know , I spent a year in hospital in a bad way, been there, done that, never want to do it again ... 

[mick7504]

We've had a few big fires through the bush around Darwin this week with the hot dry winds fanning the buggas.
After work this arvo, there were 5 separate blazes on the go and the firies had their arses hangin' out trying to keep the bloody things under control and they did a bloody good job.

So, I went for a drive up to the pub to grab my Friday night carton of cold piss and the bloody Stuart Highway was in lock down with thick smoke making it too dangerous to drive.
After sitting in the line up of cars for about 20 minutes, a bloke started getting the bloody "Ducks 'n Drakes" from a lack of alcohol infusion.

Not to be outdone, I shoved the Toyota into 4 wheel drive and headed through the bush towards the pub as it was becoming a matter of urgency to neck a nice cold beer.
Finally, everything in the world was good again with the cold beer running down the inside and outside of my neck and washing away the dried up sweat.
You fcuken beauty, I was a happy camper.

I love a fire, but when they prevent access to the pub, it's enough to piss anybody off. 

[Demon67]

Agree Mick totally agree when anything blocks ice cold suds it's a pissoff.
Bill the demon.

[scunny]

I was going to go for a ride. I was going to tidy the garage. I was going to finish putting the new 250 motor together.
I was going to do lots of things.
Ended up pruning a couple of hydrangeas, well butchered them actually. now I've got to unload the trailer, load up with my "prunings" and get rid of them.
should have gone for the ride, bugger

[mrbreeze]

First picture......If we keep left over here we get into a head on!!

[mick7504]

First picture......If we keep left over here we get into a head on!!

A few young fellas found out the hard way about the consequences of driving on the wrong side last week Fred.
First of all, they carjacked a V8 Commodore, then took some Hero Pills and held up a Dominos Pizza delivery lad on his scooter with a bloody shotgun.
I'm guessing that would have netted them about 10 or 20 bucks.

By this time, the coppers were onto 'em and a high speed chase began down the Stuart Highway which is the only way out of Darwin.
Then these dickheads started driving down the wrong side if the highway knowing that the cops wouldn't pursue them any more because it's the policy of the cops to terminate any pursuit that could endanger the public.

As they were approaching the Howard Springs intersection travelling at 185KPH (115 MPH), they ran a red light and collected a Jeep crossing the intersection.
The dickhead who was driving got away with a few cuts and bruises, one of his mates is dead and his other 2 mates and his girlfriend are in intensive care and still listed as critical.
The driver of the Jeep was listed as critical but he's coming good now.

This dickhead who was driving the stolen car is behind bars now and there's every chance that Santa won't be bringing him any goodies this year or for quite a few more to come. 

[petercb750]

Fukc that's a big hit Mick....dickheads....lucky there wasn't more deaths, particularly innocent ones.
Fkn gutless heroes piss me off.

[Terry in Australia]

Well I've been thinking about a new Indian Chief all year. First it was a pipe dream, then with the return to the work force it was starting to look easy. Then I realised that I'm gonna need a new car soon, as my little 'Roo is showing some wear, (enjoying a litre of oil every week/1000 miles, no leaks and no smoke, just lots of miles) so I decided to "downsize" my motorcycle expectations.

Hmmnnn, well if I can't buy a new American V twin, a slightly used (but significantly cheaper) American V twin would be nice, so I've just bought this one. I had a 1984 Sporty in 1987, it had about 10,000 miles on the clock, and I loved it, so when I saw this 1994 Sporty with only 4000 miles on the clock, I had to have it. I did the "Buy it now", and paid the seller via Paypal, and asked him to truck it to Canberra, so hopefully, all will go well, and the wifey will be none the wiser!

So why, dear reader am I even slightly pissed off? Well I've gotta go cap in hand to Pete and ask him for another insurance quote.............



 

[petercb750]

Cap in hand? I would be thinking a wad of cash would be more appropriate. .....

[mick7504]

That's a good looking rig that you've got there Terry.
Now how the fcuk are ya gonna keep the missus from not knowing about it.
You're a better man than me if you can.
My missus has got a fcuken Eagle beak and even if she can't find the contraband, she knows when the whole story isn't getting told and that pisses me off.