Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44398 times)

HondaMan · « **Reply #175 on:** July 20, 2014, 10:34:05 PM »

"I thought I knew better than that."

( Ow... )

Jerry E. · « **Reply #176 on:** July 22, 2014, 09:20:02 PM »

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro"-Hunter Thompson (r.i.p.)

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #177 on:** July 23, 2014, 05:54:39 AM »

Rejoice not in thine enemy's fall - but don't rush to pick him up either.
>Jewish Proverb<

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edwardmorris · « **Reply #178 on:** July 23, 2014, 10:31:23 AM »

You do your best to make something idiot proof and BAM! Someone makes a better idiot!

It is impossible to make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

Frostyboy · « **Reply #179 on:** July 23, 2014, 09:23:09 PM »

Alcohol & calculus don't mix, so don't drink & derive.

Damfino · « **Reply #180 on:** July 24, 2014, 04:58:23 AM »

May the hairs of a Camels ass never touch your lips....

72 yellow · « **Reply #181 on:** July 24, 2014, 07:01:57 AM »

Dad used to say "You talk like a man with a paper a$$".

Steve_K · « **Reply #182 on:** July 24, 2014, 01:41:41 PM »

"Use enough dynamite there, Butch?"

Steve

EricHa · « **Reply #183 on:** July 25, 2014, 08:12:35 AM »

"Son, you look like two miles of bad road." F. Leghorn

OldSchool_IsCool · « **Reply #184 on:** July 28, 2014, 07:14:09 AM »

Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don't fail me now!

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Retro Rocket · « **Reply #185 on:** July 28, 2014, 02:36:56 PM »

Like sex and travel...? Well f@#k off....

Don R · « **Reply #186 on:** July 28, 2014, 05:30:48 PM »

Your eyes look like two piss holes in a snowbank.

Gurp · « **Reply #187 on:** July 30, 2014, 04:47:24 PM »

a older guy at work used to tell me about women, "if you don't eat the box. Someone else will."

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #188 on:** July 30, 2014, 06:29:54 PM »

Quote from: Gurp on July 30, 2014, 04:47:24 PM

a older guy at work used to tell me about women, "if you don't eat the box. Someone else will."

Another old guy told me about women, i was 17 and laughed my butt off "how can you trust something that bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die"..!!

trueblue · « **Reply #189 on:** July 31, 2014, 01:21:10 AM »

Quote from: Retro Rocket on July 30, 2014, 06:29:54 PM

Quote from: Gurp on July 30, 2014, 04:47:24 PM
a older guy at work used to tell me about women, "if you don't eat the box. Someone else will."

Another old guy told me about women, i was 17 and laughed my butt off "how can you trust something that bleeds for a week every month and doesn't die"..!!

I was always told that if it weren't for the gash between the legs they would be piled ten deep at the tip

Holubs · « **Reply #190 on:** July 31, 2014, 09:35:08 AM »

My Father often said: "You see the damnedest things, when you don't have a gun!"

mick750F · « **Reply #191 on:** August 01, 2014, 07:09:10 PM »

All things in moderation...especially moderation.

Markcb750 · « **Reply #192 on:** August 02, 2014, 05:51:33 AM »

We grow too soon old, and too late smart.

Don R · « **Reply #193 on:** August 02, 2014, 07:54:47 AM »

Boy, you're breeding a scab on the end of your nose.

MoMo · « **Reply #194 on:** August 02, 2014, 04:28:38 PM »

Bird in hand not worth cock-in-a-bush. old Amish adage...................................................................................................not really

edwardmorris · « **Reply #195 on:** August 05, 2014, 01:59:20 PM »

Do what you like, like what you do.

my79650 · « **Reply #196 on:** August 06, 2014, 06:55:09 PM »

Don't write cheques your body can't cash!

DH · « **Reply #197 on:** August 07, 2014, 07:55:06 AM »

Say what you mean and mean what you say.

Schnell · « **Reply #198 on:** August 07, 2014, 08:16:28 AM »

I like spicy food, so I made this one up:

Eating is like sex; it's better if you sweat.

evanphi · « **Reply #199 on:** August 07, 2014, 08:20:53 AM »

Quote from: Schnell on August 07, 2014, 08:16:28 AM

I like spicy food, so I made this one up:

Eating is like sex; it's better if you sweat.

For those who don't like spicy food...

Sex is like exercise... it's better when you sweat.

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Author Topic: Quotes of enlightenment (Post Yours) (Read 44398 times)

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