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Offline Sam Green Racing

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I think the nuts bit says it all ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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almost as bad as "Am I attractive or not"


the Saddam BS video should be posted in here to make Cheapo Happy
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Just installed a Pingel Super Air Shifter Kit on my cb750k3. That Harley guy I got it from chased me about a mile or so but I outran him when I shifted to 2nd gear at 87,000 rpm. The venerable old engine really turns up the r's since I installed the 2051cc kit and the fuel injection. Upgraded the ignition system with a new pointless point-gap solid state MK VII Truncator and the new 0.5 ohm coils firing GOLD plated fire ring sparkplugs. Output to the plugs is well over 250,000 volts running a 1/2 inch gap (had to relieve the piston tops to clear the electrodes and up the compression ratio to 20.1 to 1 to compensate for the increased displacement)
Installed a GMC 471 blower in place of the fuel tank to make the engine breathe. Tricky piece of engineering to drive it with the lengthened cam drive chain. Converted the final drive to a 6" belt and slightly modified the rear suspension to accommodate the 12" wide rear tire. Smokes nice and leaves a lot of rubber.
Installed two small beer kegs (one on either side like saddle bags) for fuel and nitro. Seat is a contour job from a furniture store cut down and modified to fit between kegs and 471 velocity stacks.
Balanced off the bike by installing a 28" x 1-1.5" bicycle tire on the front for ease of cornering. A little hairy if it gets caught in a bridge grate but I can usually just wheelie it out (sometimes may have to ride over some of the cars if they don't get out of the way).
Extremely happy with these simple modifications that any cb owner could perform on the kitchen table in a weekend or so. Pics and detailed instructions to follow.  8)

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Offline Terry in Australia

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Well I've taken 750 Duo's bike for a ride, and as much as it sounds impressive, in reality, it's a dog. Like so many others who have come before him, he got all "wrapped around the axles" with fancy names, and ended up with a pig that doesn't handle, is a bastard to start, needs a big block chev on a permanently attached trailer behind the "bike" for a starter motor, and with all that junk now weighs 4 times it's original portly 500 lbs! On a hot day that silly razor thin front tire digs a thin trench where ever it goes, (once Duo Boy as he likes people to call him actually gets the thing going) and sure, lots of chicks look at it as it trundles past like an asphmatic elephant, but they're not smiling with admiration, but laughing at how ridiculous it looks!

I on the other hand, have gone ultra-conservative with my mods on my venerable K2, in favour of additional performance via a huge decrease in weight. On top of the 50 pounds that I've personally lost just by reading the "Why I ride" posts by some of the more verbose "Pooets" here, I've replaced all steel items (frame, handlebars, crankshaft and gears, cylinder sleeves wheels, discs, fork tubes etc) with lightweight aluminum and kevlar. I've even machined down and then polished heavier alloy items like levers, engine cases etc, and I've removed every second cooling fin, relying instead on my lightened and balanced oil cooler to cover their cooling duties.

I've completely removed the seat and replaced it with a female "maxxi pad", and to further save weight I've removed the footpegs, instead favouring a lightweight set of "speed Skates" I found in my sons bedroom this morning. This is an excellent mod, as it allows me to better balance the bike at the lights and when low speed lane splitting is required, and the narrower profile of the bike (my custom handlebars are only eight inches wide now) allowes me much easier access when parking or getting the bike thru narrow pedestrian gates etc.

The thin walled 6061 T6/Kevlar 4 into 1 is an engineering masterpiece, particularly as the whole unit is only 14 inches long and finishes just under the oil filter, yet is fully legal and increases the stock BHP by 10%, yet reduces the weight by 99.2%! The 8 drilled out titanium exhaust studs in total weigh less than one OEM steel stud, and I even replaced the tools with cast alloy and kevlar items, brilliant!

Anyway, the total weight of my bike is now down to 17.6 pounds, or 31 with half a tank of gas and 2 litres of pure whale oil in the engine, and even though the stock BHP has only increased slightly with the new pipe and Dyna S ignition, it will do over 300 miles per hour and return a tad over 180 miles per gallon, due to the weight decrease and much narrower profile. Of course the handling and braking have greatly improved due to the unsprung weight decreases, and on the couple of occasions that the modified drinking straw that I use for a sidestand has collapsed under the weight of the bike, there is virtually no damage!

Just shows what a "thinking guy" can do for very little money, without resorting to the "bigger is better" mentaility that seems to pervade this particular site! ;D   
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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"I on the other hand, have gone ultra-conservative with my mods on my venerable K2, in favour of additional performance via a huge decrease in weight. On top of the 50 pounds that I've personally lost just by reading the "Why I ride" posts by some of the more verbose "Pooets" here,"

Yeah, but you did post to "whats your favorite gay song" ;D

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Ladies DONT know how to bull#$%* ::)

Good one!  ;D
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it would wouldt it?   ;)
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Offline Terry in Australia

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When you submit a claim vide Ebay and Paypal, they're really quick to investigate and give you back ALL your money!  :-\
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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All your money???  Man, you've been robbed!  The last time it happened to me, they sent the president around to give me a personal mea culpa in addition to six playboy bunnies -- Belinda Carlisle was among them -- who begged for my return.  Much to my enduring regret, the six nymphs assured me that ebay would prevent this from happening again.
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Those Bastaards! I knew they were discriminating against me cos I'm from a third world country, for shame! (er, have you got any pics of those bunnies mate?)  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here!
« Reply #189 on: February 01, 2008, 12:54:31 PM »
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Re: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here
« Reply #190 on: February 01, 2008, 03:06:40 PM »
Hello Terry,
 
Thanks for your inquiry.
 
Our shop was closed from Dec 20 to Jan 2 for the holidays.  Your item was shipped Jan. 4.
 
Sorry to here your item has not arrived.  That is not good it should have showed up a week ago.
 
Unfortunately with USPS Air Post Tracking, a detailed status report of in-transit tracking points is not provided by the USPS (unlike other shippers).  Tracking will only show when it is shipped and when the item is delivered.
 
The 4-10 Days Air Post that eBay lists by default is only an estimate and does not often account for any delays with shipping and or customs.  Air Post is typically 7-15 business days, but not guaranteed.
 
I do have 2 more of the items that are in route to me from Japan.  I should receive them towards the middle of next week.
 
Your choice, I can let the paypal chargeback go through undisputed, or If you do still want the item I will send you out a replacement, then you can reverse your chargeback when you receive the replacement seat.
 
Let me know what you want to do.
 
Thanks ! :P
 
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here
« Reply #191 on: February 01, 2008, 05:36:16 PM »
When you submit a claim vide Ebay and Paypal, they're really quick to investigate and give you back ALL your money!  :-\
Now that is a real fib.
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Re: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here
« Reply #192 on: February 01, 2008, 11:00:53 PM »
Your check is in the mail.

I will call you as soon as the part arrives.

I promise not to cu{censored}.



When you submit a claim vide Ebay and Paypal, they're really quick to investigate and give you back ALL your money!  :-\
Now that is a real fib.

Nope, that's a damn lie.
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Re: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here!
« Reply #193 on: February 03, 2008, 07:44:01 AM »
Well after following a few links from the babe thread.i managed to get a couple of dates with some of the ladies.i really had a great time with Sally (the girl in white that Samcr likes)after a lovely meal at Mcdonalds and some desert (a danish from 7-11)she commentented on my Brad Pitt like appearance.said i was handsome ;D.
unfortunatly she really isnt my type.so tommorow i'm going for brunch with Jenny (the lady in the black zippered plastic outfit) i'm sure she will be just as smitten after a great meal at Taco bell and a lovely afternoon of going through my stamp collection.
wish me luck.....not that i need it!!
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Re: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here
« Reply #194 on: February 03, 2008, 02:27:29 PM »
Are you going to go through your stamp collection, or will she become part of it? (Lick 'em, stick 'em, and send them on their way).
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« Reply #195 on: February 03, 2008, 02:48:47 PM »
Just because my shocks bottomed out on the K0 yesterday, that doesn't mean I need to lose some weight, it just means I need new shocks! Those damn K0 shocks are rubbish! :P
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here!
« Reply #196 on: December 19, 2012, 06:43:38 PM »
I never lie. 
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« Reply #197 on: December 19, 2012, 07:38:14 PM »
Wow. I forgot about this thread, so much water has gone under the bridge since those days!  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here!
« Reply #198 on: December 19, 2012, 08:09:12 PM »

   Terry I don't know why you ever bothered to post on this thread. As far as I can tell every word you've ever uttered is pure unadulterated truth.   ??? ??? ;D ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #199 on: December 19, 2012, 08:21:44 PM »
Wow. I forgot about this thread, so much water has gone under the bridge since those days!  ;D

Jeez, you started this one 6 years ago.  I remember what brought it on.  Time flies.
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