Author Topic: The South Side Dive Bar (Read 3211641 times)

my78k · « **Reply #23675 on:** January 28, 2010, 03:58:29 PM »

lol....he knows his way around a bike. That's what's got me scratching my head!

He has been riding for 20 odd years, owns a small engine repair shop etc.

The only thing I can think of is that he owns 2 brand new Harleys and the CBR doesn't want to embarass them in his garage when it fires up!!!

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #23676 on:** January 28, 2010, 08:04:57 PM »

what's going on here? the forum was pretty dead all day.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #23677 on:** January 28, 2010, 08:33:06 PM »

I dunno. This is one of those rare days when I went to the library, actually got a *real* book and read it today.
Also bought some NA beer... since the real stuff seems to make me barf.

We'll see, I guess, if the NA stuff Hasmepükin too.

the technological J · « **Reply #23678 on:** January 28, 2010, 10:25:29 PM »

lol how old are u kit? the only reason to drink beer is for the buzz.... na beer is for old alcoholics that cant drink anymore but still wanna pretend... try some manhattans..drink em slowly......my fav beer btw is stella artois

Frankenkit · « **Reply #23679 on:** January 28, 2010, 10:46:37 PM »

I've got some kind of acquired alcohol allergy. I used to be able to drink a lot, and with no problem... but this thing snuck up on me. First I'd mysteriously feel a little ill after drinking wine or something on trips, then I'd have a drink or two at the bar and be sick all the next day, then I was down to a bottle of beer and I'd get sick that night and the next day. I bought some na beer just to see if I can handle it, cuz sometimes a nice cold beer tastes good in a way soda doesn't, and I've got a #$%* of a headache after just clearing the neck of the damn thing.

I'm pissed.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #23680 on:** January 29, 2010, 12:09:18 AM »

Time for a little medical mary jane to save the day.

Just talk to Dr. Gonzo about a prescription.

MickeyX · « **Reply #23681 on:** January 29, 2010, 12:44:01 AM »

Rode to work today.

Work kinda sucked.

Then I rode home.

Kit was waiting for me.

The cat is stalking my munchy snack.

So... I'm eating it right in front of him and making Mmmmmm noises.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #23682 on:** January 29, 2010, 05:00:08 AM »

Quote from: Kit on January 28, 2010, 08:33:06 PM

I dunno. This is one of those rare days when I went to the library, actually got a *real* book and read it today.
Also bought some NA beer... since the real stuff seems to make me barf.

We'll see, I guess, if the NA stuff Hasmepükin too.

I download "real" books cause I can't be bothered with the tedious task of turning pages.

Inkscars · « **Reply #23683 on:** January 29, 2010, 05:43:52 AM »

Quote from: MickeyX on January 29, 2010, 12:44:01 AM

The cat is stalking my munchy snack. So... I'm eating it right in front of him and making Mmmmmm noises.

I do this to my dog all the time. I'll get a picture of him next time. It's heart breaking, really. hahahaha

Oh, brian, definitely boob punchin time, #$%*ing knuckle to the areola type #$%*

I guess I'ma have to just suck it up and pay what I gotta pay.
When I went to chicago for rockers vs. mods, the first night It was all flash flooding and #$%* Spikey had no power so we just drank 2 cases of stella in the garage.
It was cool.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #23684 on:** January 29, 2010, 08:57:50 AM »

You guys are sadistic. Poor animals

RIP J.D. Salinger, you were far from being a phony.

333 · « **Reply #23685 on:** January 29, 2010, 09:51:28 AM »

FYI, Kit. N/A beer has a very small amount of alcohol in it. In other words, it's not totally N/A.

VonYinzer · « **Reply #23686 on:** January 29, 2010, 10:06:36 AM »

Just a heads up Kit... When I used to tend bar, I had a good customer who had the same sudden symptoms you describe. Turns out it was an allergy to the yeasts and other ingredients used in beer and most liquors. He tried potato vodka, and was fine. I know its not beer, but maybe. Theres also a gluten free beer that apparently works as well...

Frankenkit · « **Reply #23687 on:** January 29, 2010, 10:13:49 AM »

Huh. good to know. I should probably go for an allergy test, but for the past year it's been easier to just not drink.
I'm okay with it; it's cheaper to go out now. I just thought I'd give it a shot again. MX doesn't think my headache last night/today was related to the beer, more likely the eyestrain from doin' homework w/o glasses and #$%*. There's still hope.

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #23688 on:** January 29, 2010, 12:35:33 PM »

#$%* me!!!
after paying all my bills I am 10 bucks short of paying for the straightened forks!!!

SHEIIT!

Slayer · « **Reply #23689 on:** January 29, 2010, 12:43:33 PM »

I hate it when someone with 0 feedback outbids the crap out of me on ebay. Grrrr

my78k · « **Reply #23690 on:** January 29, 2010, 01:02:09 PM »

IT RUNS #$%*ES!!!!

Put a new battery in and then realized the cable to the starter switch was busted so went back out to Partsource and once I put the new cable on I realized there were a few other loose connections....tightened everything up and she fired!!!

Not running overly smooth and only took it out of the garage long enough to turn it around and put it back in properly since I didn't have to push it this time!!

Still have mucho mucho work to do but at -12 degrees without the wind chill that was all I was willing to tackle right now. I can tell I will need to do a bunch of electrical troubleshooting but I will wait for a warm day in the garage to begin that. Also, I noticed that the throttle is EXTREMELY stiff so will check out the cables and make sure everything is lubed properly and hopefully that will clear it up.

I is a happy boy right now!! My house stinks like unburnt fuel!! The wife hates it....

the technological J · « **Reply #23691 on:** January 29, 2010, 01:21:36 PM »

this is from the peta page but i thiught it would be better here

Quote from: thegabrielj on January 28, 2010, 10:45:41 PM

i had an idea for marketing human cheese (not fromunda cheese) like a real exlusive product... i then started wondering what race would produce the most milk... i kinda thought it would be the germans or black women... then i wondered if u could flavor the cheese by whatu feed the women..... the market is huge.... i just remembered this isnt the south side bar oh well

Quote from: Kit on January 28, 2010, 10:48:53 PM

that's a uniquely grotesque idea. 10 points to the sicko in Pittsburgh.

kit really? about the human cheese? if u remove yourself from the situation and think about it we drink milk from some weird animals and and eat the rest of them and find it taboo to drink the milk from our own speicies...im telling u theres a market out there for it

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #23692 on:** January 29, 2010, 02:01:53 PM »

got the money and sent that #$%* out. forks will be here soon
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my78k · « **Reply #23693 on:** January 29, 2010, 02:16:56 PM »

IC, make him wait for the cash! He didn't mind making you wait for the forks!!!

Industrial Cafe · « **Reply #23694 on:** January 29, 2010, 02:31:29 PM »

I made him wait an extra 9 days... $:-\$

Frankenkit · « **Reply #23695 on:** January 29, 2010, 03:17:06 PM »

Quote from: thegabrielj on January 29, 2010, 01:21:36 PM

this is from the peta page but i thiught it would be better here

Quote from: thegabrielj on January 28, 2010, 10:45:41 PM
i had an idea for marketing human cheese (not fromunda cheese) like a real exlusive product... i then started wondering what race would produce the most milk... i kinda thought it would be the germans or black women... then i wondered if u could flavor the cheese by whatu feed the women..... the market is huge.... i just remembered this isnt the south side bar oh well
Quote from: Kit on January 28, 2010, 10:48:53 PM
that's a uniquely grotesque idea. 10 points to the sicko in Pittsburgh.
kit really? about the human cheese? if u remove yourself from the situation and think about it we drink milk from some weird animals and and eat the rest of them and find it taboo to drink the milk from our own speicies...im telling u theres a market out there for it

We also wear leather and eat meat, but it's taboo (for whatever reason) to kill people, flay their skins for lamp shades, and eat their tasty, tasty, pork-like flesh.
Rules are made to be broken, man.
My thought on the cheese thing: While women might produce more milk in general, they'd be pretty iffy on the leather/meat side of things. I think you need to keep a barn full of geldings on hormone therapy. Beefies with full on, lactating #$%* tits. Greater BMI means more surface area for better leather goods and better marbling of the meat.

Further, that is a rodeo I'd pay to see.

the technological J · « **Reply #23696 on:** January 29, 2010, 07:48:55 PM »

i dont want kobi humans im mildly serious about cheese from human milk but im not about to go hanibal lecter on them.... i would also see a huge market for fight club soap its just taboo.... a thousand cows can take a crap in a field all year long no prob a human builds a camp and is the one week of the year the have to have some kind special sewage sytem... its all a bunch of beuracratic crap any way one more way to try to control us.. first global warming and now now breast milk.... maybe its a enterprise for a foriegn market

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #23697 on:** January 29, 2010, 08:01:01 PM »

Ok kids, create a goofy thread if you want to argue the finer points of literal human consumption.

This is a dive after all, we have rules and standards that are to be maintained.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #23698 on:** January 29, 2010, 08:06:45 PM »

bovine microorganisms and bacteriological flora and fauna rarely transmit to humans. Aside from the grossout factor and the obvious e. coli issues, you could most likely sit down and eat a heaping plate full of cow #$%* with few ill effects. Cholera is why humans have to make cat holes.

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #23699 on:** January 29, 2010, 08:12:18 PM »

Mmmmm... cow #$%*.

Good things are found in cow patties, yum.

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