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« Reply #3450 on: March 06, 2008, 08:17:05 PM »
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I farted and made my son cry.
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« Reply #3451 on: March 06, 2008, 08:17:54 PM »
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« Reply #3452 on: March 06, 2008, 08:19:42 PM »
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« Reply #3453 on: March 06, 2008, 08:21:59 PM »
can
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« Reply #3454 on: March 06, 2008, 08:23:05 PM »
almost
I farted and made my son cry.
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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #3455 on: March 06, 2008, 08:24:17 PM »
reach
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« Reply #3456 on: March 06, 2008, 08:24:56 PM »
out
I farted and made my son cry.
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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #3457 on: March 06, 2008, 08:26:00 PM »
and touch it, screw it i got bored.
I farted and made my son cry.
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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #3458 on: March 06, 2008, 08:26:27 PM »
that is refreshingly shameless

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« Reply #3459 on: March 06, 2008, 09:00:14 PM »
Thank
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« Reply #3460 on: March 06, 2008, 09:00:52 PM »
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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #3461 on: March 07, 2008, 06:52:41 AM »
I slammed my junk in the car door again

So?  That's nothing.  You have some idea it's going to happen, some advanced warning.  When someone else slams it in a car door, it totally catches you off guard, total surprise!
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« Reply #3462 on: March 07, 2008, 07:54:24 AM »
I think you were the someone else
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« Reply #3463 on: March 07, 2008, 08:11:38 AM »
I think you were the someone else

That makes soo much sense.  I always thought 333 had a few different personalities.  I'm guessing 3 to be exact.  He slams the door on his own junk and blams it on the other guy.  Everything falls into place now...
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« Reply #3464 on: March 07, 2008, 02:30:59 PM »
Still
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« Reply #3465 on: March 07, 2008, 02:31:47 PM »
reaching
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« Reply #3466 on: March 07, 2008, 02:32:46 PM »
out
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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #3467 on: March 07, 2008, 09:59:07 PM »
Still
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Ahhhhhhh......got it

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #3468 on: March 08, 2008, 06:14:42 AM »
Absolute Shamlessness

1910 Fruitgum Company - Simon Says Lyrics

I'd like to play a game,
That is so much fun,
And it's not so very hard to do,
The name of the game is Simple Simon says,
And I would like for you to play it to,
Put your hands in the air,
Simple Simon says,
Shake them all about,
Simple Simon says,
Do it when Simon says,
Simple Simon says,
And you will never be out.
Simple Simon says,
Put your hands on your head,
Let your back bone stretch,
Simon says,
Simple simon says,
Put your hands on your head,
Let your back bone stiff,
Simon says,
Put your hands on your head,
Simple Simon says,
Bring them down by your side,
Simple Simon says,
Shake them to your left,
Simple Simon Says,
Now shake them to your right,
Put your hands on your head,

Simple Simon says,
Bring them down by your side,
Simple Simon says,
Shake them to your left,
Simple Simon Says,
Now shake them to your right,
Now that you have learnt,
To play this game with me,
You can see its not so hard to do,
Lets try it once again,
This time more carefully,
And I hope the winner will be you.
Clap your hands in the air,
Simple Simon says,
Do it double time,
Simple Simon says,
Slow it down like before,
Simple Simon says,
Ah, your looking fine.
Simple Simon says,
Now clap them high in the air,
Simple Simon says,
Do it double time,
Simple Simon says,
Slow it down like before,
Simple Simon says,
Ah, your looking fine.
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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #3469 on: March 08, 2008, 09:45:08 AM »
But what about Simple Simon and the Pie man? I'm kinda hungry for some Howard Johnson's now.

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #3470 on: March 08, 2008, 12:20:27 PM »
Mmmm, pie!
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« Reply #3471 on: March 08, 2008, 12:34:28 PM »
I like pie  ;D
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« Reply #3472 on: March 08, 2008, 01:36:28 PM »
Don McLean - American Pie lyrics
   
A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.

But february made me shiver
With every paper I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.

I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.

So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Did you write the book of love,
And do you have faith in God above,
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock ’n roll,
Can music save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?

Well, I know that you’re in love with him
`cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.
You both kicked off your shoes.
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues.

I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died.

I started singin’,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Now for ten years we’ve been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin’ stone,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the jester sang for the king and queen,
In a coat he borrowed from james dean
And a voice that came from you and me,

Oh, and while the king was looking down,
The jester stole his thorny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
No verdict was returned.
And while lennon read a book of marx,
The quartet practiced in the park,
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died.

We were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Helter skelter in a summer swelter.
The birds flew off with a fallout shelter,
Eight miles high and falling fast.
It landed foul on the grass.
The players tried for a forward pass,
With the jester on the sidelines in a cast.

Now the half-time air was sweet perfume
While the sergeants played a marching tune.
We all got up to dance,
Oh, but we never got the chance!
`cause the players tried to take the field;
The marching band refused to yield.
Do you recall what was revealed
The day the music died?

We started singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

Oh, and there we were all in one place,
A generation lost in space
With no time left to start again.
So come on: jack be nimble, jack be quick!
Jack flash sat on a candlestick
Cause fire is the devil’s only friend.

Oh, and as I watched him on the stage
My hands were clenched in fists of rage.
No angel born in hell
Could break that satan’s spell.
And as the flames climbed high into the night
To light the sacrificial rite,
I saw satan laughing with delight
The day the music died

He was singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the sacred store
Where I’d heard the music years before,
But the man there said the music wouldn’t play.

And in the streets: the children screamed,
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died.

And they were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."

They were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."
Dedicated to Sgt. Howard Bruckner 1950 - 1969. KIA LONG KHANH.

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Re: Shameless Post Boost Thread
« Reply #3473 on: March 08, 2008, 05:57:19 PM »
Don McLean is coming out to Oz soon, I think I better get along to one of his concerts.............  ;D
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« Reply #3474 on: March 08, 2008, 08:49:07 PM »
Truly don't give a Hoot...........only came in for a TOOT ;D :D ;D :D