Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[paulages]

Guys, I've been waiting for a beer forever... is there no service around here? Fine, I'll have my dog do it.

[Duke McDukiedook]

Notice the cat just sits there and just stares at the camera while the dog does something useful.
 

[paulages]

Notice the cat just sits there and just stares at the camera while the dog does something useful.
 

The cat is thinking, "What the #$%* is wrong with this dog? I get food, water and a warm place to sleep, and NEVER have I given the illusion that I have to give anything in return."

[Frankencake]

For those who found crabs to be uncomfortable, it is now cupcake again. 

[Duke McDukiedook]

#$%*!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO #$%*ING STUPID!!!!!

WHY CAN'T #$%*ING POLICE TAKE A GODDAMN STATEMENT CORRECTLY WITHOUT COMPLETELY #$%*ING IT UP?!?!?!?!?

#$%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Frankencake]

#$%*!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO #$%*ING STUPID!!!!!

WHY CAN'T #$%*ING POLICE TAKE A GODDAMN STATEMENT CORRECTLY WITHOUT COMPLETELY #$%*ING IT UP?!?!?!?!?

#$%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get the feeling that you have something on your mind.  Can you tell us?

[Damfino]

#$%*!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO #$%*ING STUPID!!!!!

WHY CAN'T #$%*ING POLICE TAKE A GODDAMN STATEMENT CORRECTLY WITHOUT COMPLETELY #$%*ING IT UP?!?!?!?!?

#$%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get the feeling that you have something on your mind.  Can you tell us?

Seriously....

[333]

Paul, you've not been in here for a while, so FYI- we're really enforcing the 100 post rule lately, so you can only openly speak to an intern if you want a beer/coffee.  And don't let your dog speak to them either.

So, Cupcake, does anyone think crabs are comfortable?  Where I've never had the displeasure, regardless of what kind of crab we're talking about, they don't seem all that comfy.

[Spikeybike]

no way crabs are awesome   


















































































to eat

[Duke McDukiedook]

#$%*!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO #$%*ING STUPID!!!!!

WHY CAN'T #$%*ING POLICE TAKE A GODDAMN STATEMENT CORRECTLY WITHOUT COMPLETELY #$%*ING IT UP?!?!?!?!?

#$%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get the feeling that you have something on your mind.  Can you tell us?

You know that glazed-over eyes look cops get when you know they don't give a #$%* and you know they are going to #$%* up your statement when you get in a collision?

I knew that cop was going to #$%* it up, I knew it. 

[Spikeybike]

you talkin bout your accident?   

OUT WITH IT DAMN IT

[Retro Rocket]

#$%*!!! WHY ARE PEOPLE SO #$%*ING STUPID!!!!!

WHY CAN'T #$%*ING POLICE TAKE A GODDAMN STATEMENT CORRECTLY WITHOUT COMPLETELY #$%*ING IT UP?!?!?!?!?

#$%*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I get the feeling that you have something on your mind.  Can you tell us?

You know that glazed-over eyes look cops get when you know they don't give a #$%* and you know they are going to #$%* up your statement when you get in a collision?

I knew that cop was going to #$%* it up, I knew it. 

Did you not sign it...?

Mick

[Duke McDukiedook]

Nah, they were busy loading me in the amblance for me to sign any statement.

What a pisser.

you talkin bout your accident?   

OUT WITH IT DAMN IT

Yep.

This is the second time a cop got my statement wrong, I almost went to trial for perjury the last time a cop got my statement wrong. #$%*ing Barney Fifes...

[Retro Rocket]

Nah, they were busy loading me in the amblance for me to sign any statement.

What a pisser.

you talkin bout your accident?   

OUT WITH IT DAMN IT

Yep.

This is the second time a cop got my statement wrong, I almost went to trial for perjury the last time a cop got my statement wrong. #$%*ing Barney Fifes...

I don't know about over there but if it isn't signed  then see about writing a new one, this time write it yourself . If i had a cop #$%* my statement and cause me to loose out on compensation or something similar then i would sue his arse for the incompetent fool he is.....

Mick

[Brown Bomber]

You have to get up Pretty Early in the morning to put one over on me fella!

[Raef]

Killians tall #3, a lb of ribs and a little dessert at bw3's to bad I'm a 100 miles from home with another 12 hour shift looming large

[burmashave]

I miss Barney Fife. Today, everything is nightstick, flash light, bulletproof vest. They love to say things like adjudicate and ascertain.

Not Barney. All he needed was one bullet in his shirt pocket. Don't 'eph with him.

[Brown Bomber]

Barney liked to think outside the box too 

[BeSeeingYou]

Runs great, low miles, only raced around the world once.

[Grnrngr]

     oh hell YEAH!!!!

[cb750dude]

Paul, you've not been in here for a while, so FYI- we're really enforcing the 100 post rule lately, so you can only openly speak to an intern if you want a beer/coffee.  And don't let your dog speak to them either.

And no retarded post count boosting either!!! We don't take kindly to that #$%* either!!

Wait that guy has like over 3000 post? Get that man a beer!!

[my78k]

Been too busy with the holidays and fam to hang in the dive bar. SOmeone want to fill me in on the Industrial thingy everyone seems to have added to their screen names? Spikey and 333 for example...I can only assume it is somehow linked to the dive bar and quite likely tied to surfing while under the influence?

Dennis

[mark]

....I can only assume it is somehow linked to the dive bar and quite likely tied to surfing while under the influence?

a: Somehow.

b: Quite likely.

[Duke McDukiedook]

maybe.

[paulages]

Paul, you've not been in here for a while, so FYI- we're really enforcing the 100 post rule lately, so you can only openly speak to an intern if you want a beer/coffee.  And don't let your dog speak to them either.

Can I ask my dog to bite them?