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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #50 on: June 29, 2009, 01:49:54 PM »
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #51 on: June 29, 2009, 02:21:33 PM »
Afraid to open at work...

Its only text.
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #52 on: June 29, 2009, 03:20:52 PM »
I don't have a weiner or I might be turned on.
#$%*ing weirdo.
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #53 on: June 29, 2009, 05:17:27 PM »
I'm not making any judgments here...  Just a few observations.

In todays society, it's OK, even desirable, to be gay, and even admire the practice/behavior.   Consenting adults and all that.

But, from reading here in this thread, the method of masturbation is a "disturbing" issue.  Perhaps we need a list of the approved methods? (Or NOT!)

I wonder how many of the people who are outraged about the $6500 price tag also smoke cigarettes, and think nothing of spending that much only to burn it up and coat their lungs with tar?

How many spent more than $6500 on a wedding ring and ceremony?  (And possibly, as previously mentioned, the later divorce?)   I suppose there is the side benefit of a working housekeeper, when hitching up to a real human being.  (just joking... I think)

Think of the good side!
Limited prospects for procreation!  How many welfare babies have been saved by RealDolls?


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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #54 on: June 29, 2009, 05:43:37 PM »
Remember the car comercial?



When you turn your car on.... does it return the favor?  :-*
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #55 on: June 29, 2009, 06:11:41 PM »
Yeah, Ink, fingering and licking your exhaust isn't quite the same, is it?
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #56 on: June 29, 2009, 09:34:15 PM »
Yeah, Ink, fingering and licking your exhaust isn't quite the same, is it?


Wow...

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Re: RealDoll....
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #58 on: June 29, 2009, 11:36:03 PM »

Once again the BBC comes through...   sick bastards! ;D




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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #59 on: June 30, 2009, 12:20:39 AM »
I finally watched the doll and now the car videos...

I felt so creeped out I had to go out to the garage and do some work on my motorcycle.
Polishing your bike while recalling this video is vaguely troubling.
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #60 on: June 30, 2009, 12:34:13 AM »
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #61 on: June 30, 2009, 06:28:34 AM »
How to have sex with your car

Once again the BBC comes through...   sick bastards! ;D


Can you imagine being one of the participants in the car show and after having walked off to check out some of the other cars, you return to find this wanker rubbing his willy all over your car? :o :o
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #62 on: June 30, 2009, 07:43:31 AM »
Gives new meaning to the Queen song "I'm in Love with My Car".

Aack.
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #63 on: June 30, 2009, 10:22:46 AM »
So if one of these car-lover dudes decides to off himself by having sex with his car while the engine is running in a closed garage, would that be called auto-erotic asphyxiation? ;D

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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #64 on: June 30, 2009, 10:47:48 AM »
So if one of these car-lover dudes decides to off himself by having sex with his car while the engine is running in a closed garage, would that be called auto-erotic asphyxiation? ;D

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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #65 on: June 30, 2009, 10:49:04 AM »
Can you imagine being one of the participants in the car show and after having walked off to check out some of the other cars, you return to find this wanker rubbing his willy all over your car? :o :o

Does anyone else watch Nip/Tuck?


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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #66 on: June 30, 2009, 03:07:29 PM »
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #67 on: June 30, 2009, 10:54:13 PM »
Gee, I don't know aboujt this doll thing.
Are people really serious about this, or is it a joke?
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #68 on: June 30, 2009, 10:58:48 PM »
Gee, I don't know aboujt this doll thing.
Are people really serious about this, or is it a joke?

Serious as a gay pride parade.
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #69 on: June 30, 2009, 11:02:22 PM »
Gee, I don't know aboujt this doll thing.
Are people really serious about this, or is it a joke?

The guys who own them are being serious, and we're seriously joking about them. 

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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #70 on: July 19, 2009, 06:04:38 PM »
Yeah, Ink, fingering and licking your exhaust isn't quite the same, is it?


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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #71 on: July 22, 2009, 07:41:15 PM »
the first thing I thought of was Dollhouse...

I would do this doll....



incase your wondering...yeah she is very real indeed...

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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #72 on: July 22, 2009, 08:51:02 PM »
These things may have some utility for use in HOV lanes when you are short a real person to ride in the car.  Maybe more life-like than the mannequin that is typically used by HOV cheating miscreants.
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #73 on: July 23, 2009, 09:24:49 AM »
These things may have some utility for use in HOV lanes when you are short a real person to ride in the car.  Maybe more life-like than the mannequin that is typically used by HOV cheating miscreants.

At 5,000 bucks a pop you'd have to do a lot of illegal HOV driving for that to pay off! :D

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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #74 on: July 23, 2009, 09:35:53 AM »
HOV solo driving is just bonus icing on the cake.
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