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Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« on: February 22, 2010, 06:07:05 PM »
Ok there have been a few stories floating around so lets put them all in one spot.   I acually thought of this the other day but as I did it again today I'll start the thread.
Mine is still causing to much laughter to explain but it includes 2 fingers,blood and a PC.
Nothing major just WTF happened?    ;D
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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2010, 06:37:32 PM »
Not me but I saw a grown man stick his finger into an industrial fan to see if he could stop it. He couldn't.
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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2010, 06:42:40 PM »
I referee football and because of a mixup I had to work 3 varsity games.  The weather was warm and I got a rash on my neather regions.  I thought I would speed the healing by applying some jock spray but I used desenex a foot spray for athletes foot.  They are not the same but I can leap into the lake behind my house from the deck.

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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2010, 06:44:57 PM »
Ok there have been a few stories floating around so lets put them all in one spot.   I acually thought of this the other day but as I did it again today I'll start the thread.
Mine is still causing to much laughter to explain but it includes 2 fingers,blood and a PC.
Nothing major just WTF happened?    ;D

Sorry,  but did I miss something? ??? Have absolutly no idea what your talking about. If you are going to start a thread about doing something dumb, stupid, etc.  why would you not put it out there instead of making some obscure reference to it and .....nothing.

So with that said... I'll start.  Just the other day....spent over two hours searching for the the 14mm deepwell socket that I had just used in the previous hour only to find it still on the socket wrench. Well Duuuuhhhh.
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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2010, 06:52:02 PM »


Sorry,  but did I miss something? ??? Have absolutly no idea what your talking about. If you are going to start a thread about doing something dumb, stupid, etc.  why would you not put it out there instead of making some obscure reference to it and .....nothing.

So with that said... I'll start.  Just the other day....spent over two hours searching for the the 14mm deepwell socket that I had just used in the previous hour only to find it still on the socket wrench. Well Duuuuhhhh.
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No you didnt miss anything.   If you dont like it dont post.   Self meds are kicking in good   ;D
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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2010, 06:59:36 PM »
my post stands.....no one has any idea what you're referring to.  It sounds like you too embarrassed to say what happened.
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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2010, 07:05:03 PM »
Yes I am
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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2010, 07:08:27 PM »
I referee football and because of a mixup I had to work 3 varsity games.  The weather was warm and I got a rash on my neather regions.  I thought I would speed the healing by applying some jock spray but I used desenex a foot spray for athletes foot.  They are not the same but I can leap into the lake behind my house from the deck.


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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2010, 07:21:25 PM »


Sorry,  but did I miss something? ??? Have absolutly no idea what your talking about. If you are going to start a thread about doing something dumb, stupid, etc.  why would you not put it out there instead of making some obscure reference to it and .....nothing.

So with that said... I'll start.  Just the other day....spent over two hours searching for the the 14mm deepwell socket that I had just used in the previous hour only to find it still on the socket wrench. Well Duuuuhhhh.


No you didnt miss anything.   If you dont like it dont post.   Self meds are kicking in good   ;D
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How the hell do you miss the quote box?

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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2010, 07:23:54 PM »
What quote box?
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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2010, 07:33:07 PM »
So far, this WHOLE thread has me going HUH?, HUH?, HUH?  something about a bloody PC, meds not working and now a quote box gone missing!  WTF are you people talking about?
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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2010, 07:34:03 PM »
What quote box?

Hey Terry, I want some. LOL

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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2010, 08:12:30 PM »



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« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2010, 08:17:13 PM »
"stupid is as stupid does Sir."

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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2010, 08:23:44 PM »
This thread is weird.

So....


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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #15 on: February 25, 2010, 08:05:05 AM »
I thought I was going to clean the paint off my upper triple tree by soaking it in muriatic acid.  Muriatic acid eats aluminum, I found out.  Pulled the triple out to find the paint still there but the aluminum gone.  I ruined the triple tree.  Luckily, I was able to find a used one for $20.

That's the dumbest thing I've done as far as working on the bike.


As far as stupid things I've done besides the bike incident... too many to list.  I wouldn't know where to start.   :-X
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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #16 on: February 25, 2010, 07:50:25 PM »
I tried to carry my 750 engine across the shop. Kinda dropped it on my knee.

I tried to weld up a tool without a mask. Spent valentines day pretty much blind with burnt corneas.

One of my most stupid moment tho was just after I got my license. I was driving down main in my town(it's a downhill slope) and I saw one of my friends walking up the sidewalk on my side so I decided to rev my engine at him......

.....problem is my 1986 Pontiac Firebird SE was an automatic so I being the brilliant kid I was decided to slip it in Neutral for a sec...

..well it slid into neutral just fine and I revved my car up all cool and such BUT my automatic decided to "slip" into REVERSE as I was coasting down the hill at about 15mph.

All in all it locked up just as my revvs were highest so my rear wheels spun backwards a couple times before my car killed.  *CHIPR CHIRRRRP KERPLUNKKK*:-[

From there I rolled over to the side of the road and shrugged at my friend as he walked by.
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Re: Stupid things I've (all of us) have done
« Reply #17 on: February 25, 2010, 08:08:27 PM »


  Well, this wasn't done with a bike or a car.


       Anyway, when I was working as a mechanic in Civil Service at Fort Chaffee, my work area was a fair sized room in one of the old motor pool buildings and I worked on Powered Equipment ( Generator sets 1.5 - 100kw, Air Compressors 5cfm - 600cfm, Heaters, Laundry units and such as that). It was Summer time and pretty hot. A number of the smaller generator sets were placed on warehouse trailers in that room and I had to go around to each one, to work on it (I didn't have a wrk bench). On a Monday morning (wouldn't ya know it would be a MONDAY!), I had finished one generator and the next one was a little ways away from the last one and I reposition the floor fan each time. Well, I usually just grasp the pole of the floor fan, carefully pick it up and turn it like I need it and sit it down (without turning it off). Not  this time! I picked the fan up, turns it and was preparing to set it down, when I heard the blade hit the guard. I thought, "I'd better set it down, before it hurts me!" Too late, after I set it down, I noticed that my shirt sleeve was torn and my arm was bleeding. I had FOUR lacerations on my left arm that took 60 "running stitches" (still not sure what determines a "Running Stitch"). So now, every time I wear a short sleeve shirt, I am reminded by 4 scars on my left arm (2 of them are slightly above the elbow and 2 just below the elbow. That was about 35yrs ago. ::)
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