Author Topic: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here! (Read 103129 times)

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #150 on:** December 04, 2006, 12:25:36 PM »

Quote from: jtb on December 03, 2006, 12:20:31 PM

Terry was having problems with exhaustion a couple of years ago. Seems he went to sleep at night, and no sooner got to sleep than he dreamed he got on his beautiful F2 and rode to Sydney. When he arrived, he turned right around and rode back home. After several weeks of this recurring dream, he was exhausted, a nervous wreck. In desperation, he finally went to Dr. Headburn, a famous Oz shrink. When he explained the dream, Dr Headburn replied, No Problem!, when you get to Sydney, call me, I'll come to Sydney, we'll trailer your beautiful F2 home and you can sleep on the way. After several months, Terry was his old self again.

One day he ran into Clyde, who looked horrible, emaciated and run down. Terry asked Clyde "What's wrong, Mate, you look like Hell?" Clyde replied that he was having a recurring nightmare, as soon as he got to sleep, he dreamed that he was in a room with 12 gorgeous women. He has to make love to all 12 before waking up. By the time he was through every night, he was worn out, and this was taking its toll on his health.

Terry, being the caring person that he is, said, "Clyde, I know how to help you with your problem. After you're done with 6, call me and I'll make love to the remainder while you get some rest." Clyde agreed that this sounded like a good solution.

Six months later, Terry again ran into Clyde on the street. Clyde had lost 50 pounds, looked ashen, and in horrible shape. Terry said, "Clyde, I thought you were going to call me after you made love to six of the maidens." Clyde replied, "I've been trying to call you for six months, you son-of-a-#$%*, but you're always in Sydney."

Ha ha, well that's a wonderful story John, and undoubtably true, only problem is that I live in melbourne, and Clyde lives in Sydney, so it kinda kills the punchline? Local knowledge mate, that's the key, ha ha!

mrbreeze · « **Reply #151 on:** December 04, 2006, 02:22:55 PM »

That there is a big blast from the past Burma. Tennessee Tuxedo,Chumley (c'mon Chumley,we're going to see Mr.whoopie),Underdog,Deputy Dog,all that old 60's entertainment. Look at the crap kids are looking at now.....Ninja turtles & crap like that.

Klark Kent · « **Reply #152 on:** December 04, 2006, 02:33:42 PM »

dont forget snidely whiplash
-KK

mrbreeze · « **Reply #153 on:** December 04, 2006, 02:39:14 PM »

Yup!!!!.....Bullwinkle & Rocky....Boris Badinov & Natasha.......I know theres more.

grumburg · « **Reply #154 on:** December 04, 2006, 04:19:23 PM »

Hey Rocky!, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!

seaweb11 · « **Reply #155 on:** December 04, 2006, 06:04:48 PM »

Uncle Ernie · « **Reply #156 on:** December 04, 2006, 08:37:29 PM »

Sorry, but I'm not sure where to post this. Need to sell my Guzzi V7 Sport race bike to pay for a couple of projects. A friend and I are getting more into the British stuff (I never really knew how much fun they are!). Singles mostly. There are some pictures of mine behind the V7, and I'll throw in a picture of Jakes (my partner) BSA he rode on the Toy Run this last Sat. It was still 70 degrees!
Anyway, this could be made stret legal, but I don't have the parts. The old Tonti frames will blow your mind as far as great handling goes. If anyone is interested, PM me.

burmashave · « **Reply #157 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:00:22 AM »

Seaweb, you're the man. Underdog was my favorite. He fought Overcat! He talked in rhymes! He had Sweet Polly Purebred!!!

"I feel fine when I sit down, but when I stand up, things sping around."

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #158 on:** December 05, 2006, 12:14:52 AM »

"El Kabong!!"

RKS

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #159 on:** December 05, 2006, 04:33:00 AM »

Quote from: Uncle Ernie on December 04, 2006, 08:37:29 PM

Sorry, but I'm not sure where to post this. Need to sell my Guzzi V7 Sport race bike to pay for a couple of projects. A friend and I are getting more into the British stuff (I never really knew how much fun they are!). Singles mostly. There are some pictures of mine behind the V7, and I'll throw in a picture of Jakes (my partner) BSA he rode on the Toy Run this last Sat. It was still 70 degrees!
Anyway, this could be made stret legal, but I don't have the parts. The old Tonti frames will blow your mind as far as great handling goes. If anyone is interested, PM me.

Geez, you don't often see that Unky Ernie, the words "Fun" and "British Bikes" in the same sentence, ha ha! Nice Guzzi though mate, a set of "Doctor John" pipes on that thing, and it'd be brilliant! Cheers, Terry.

Rushoid · « **Reply #160 on:** December 05, 2006, 05:13:18 AM »

Don't forget my namesake. Dudley Doright!

ic455 · « **Reply #161 on:** December 05, 2006, 11:30:40 PM »

I AM THE PUMPKIN KING[/color][/size]

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #162 on:** December 13, 2006, 09:01:16 PM »

Australia has set a cracking pace against England in the third test of the Ashes cricket series, and it looks like it'll be 3 tests in a row and England home in time to be tarred and feathered for Christmas!

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #163 on:** December 13, 2006, 10:37:40 PM »

ooh ooh can i bring the torches and feathers???

you bring the mimi 'roo
RKS

scunny · « **Reply #164 on:** December 23, 2006, 04:55:27 AM »

bumpity bump

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #165 on:** December 23, 2006, 05:58:32 AM »

Mini Roo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #166 on:** December 24, 2006, 04:26:41 AM »

Quote from: Rsnip988 on December 23, 2006, 05:58:32 AM

Mini Roo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thank God you cleared that up mate, I've been stalking Mimi Rogers for the last week and was just gonna club that banged out ol' slapper into submission tonight, then I read your correction so I had time to bin that idea, man, the things I almost do for you! Merry christmas, Cheers, Terry.

Rsnip988 · « **Reply #167 on:** December 24, 2006, 04:32:52 AM »

Oh thank you Terry, I'm glad to see you would kidnap someone for me,

Merry Christmas T from the OZ

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #168 on:** December 28, 2006, 03:51:58 PM »

England has a superior cricket team, and while they've been truly unlucky not even winning one game again the upstart Aussies this Ashes series, they'll bounce back!

Oh, and Ian Botham was dead right calling the Oz team "Dad's Army", bunch of washed out old fools that they are, ha ha! Cheers, Terry. (geez, my nose is getting long..................)