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« Reply #8825 on: September 22, 2015, 11:34:16 PM »
Whorehouse Fred ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #8826 on: September 23, 2015, 01:06:07 AM »
People who feel sorry for themselves piss me off. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8827 on: September 23, 2015, 01:12:57 AM »
You have a story to share Tez?
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« Reply #8828 on: September 23, 2015, 01:19:58 AM »
Ha ha, the Sheila (pubic servant) in the next cubicle was whining about her ex again today, I felt like explaining why he was her ex, but that would have just pissed her and her audience at scraggy old harpies off, so I held my tongue..... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8829 on: September 23, 2015, 01:40:14 AM »
Of course it wouldn't be her fault he left her..no, of course not. He was obviously smarter than she gave him credit for.
Public servants whinging instead of earning the money we pay them with piss me off.
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« Reply #8830 on: September 23, 2015, 02:07:28 AM »
Ha ha, the government is unloading more and more pubic servants Pete, once upon a time there were more pubic servants in defence than servicemen, but every few months another floor is emptied, yet there doesn't appear to be a great difference in their output? I often wonder what they do.......... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8831 on: September 23, 2015, 02:27:01 AM »
Well, after 2 days of fierce interrogation, we've survived another audit and have come through it relatively unscathed for the first time.

There are 3 levels that they kick you in the arse for depending on the severity.
1. Non Conformance
2. Discrepancy
3. Observation
It's sort of a bit like getting in trouble with the law which would be a bit like
1. Driving under the influence
2. Punching a coppers dog on the nose (Ask Terry 'bout that)
3. A parking fine

So, for the very first time, we didn't get written up for any non conformance.
At the end of the day, it really is a whole lot of horse sh1t and it's a pain in the dick having to go through all of this but, to maintain and exceed a certain level of accreditation, you've gotta eat the horse sh1t and keep smiling about it.

What pisses me off is that from an outsiders view point, the whole fcuking set up is full of irregularities if you wanted to get pedantic about it all.

So the best thing to do is to shut the fcuk up, smile nicely and have a chew on some horse sh1t.
That does piss me off.  ;D

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« Reply #8832 on: September 23, 2015, 02:36:40 AM »
We'll done Mick, after the cops let me go I picked up my K1 from Tom's place and rode it home under the influence, but I digress. The whole work health and safety industry is a huge rort, like they used to say, if you're too dumb to get a job become a teacher, nowadays, if you've got no fcuking sense, become a WHS inspector. That's what they do with second hand public servants....... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8833 on: September 23, 2015, 03:13:24 AM »
Thanks mate.
It's been a long rocky fcuking road to get to the stage of not getting written up for non conformance.
Implementing all of this is a head fcuk especially when the boys are "burnin' rubber" to get the job done.

The fcuking auditors had previously nailed us because empty beer cans had been chucked in the oily rag bin and petty sh1t like that.
That's just a piss in the ocean but it's a non conformance.

Anyway, at the debrief meeting this arvo, this fcuking auditor started on about the rules and regulations (yawn) and I said that there's gunna be about a cubic metre of paperwork if what you're saying is required.
And I had to ask if we were having a fcuking legislative audit or what.

Suddenly, there was silence in the room and I took the opportunity to silently say Get Fcuked.  ;D
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« Reply #8834 on: September 23, 2015, 03:22:59 AM »
Yeah mate, if all else fails, "Get Fcuked" works for me, and gives me inner comfort. Sadly, during a debrief the auditors don't want to know what you think, they want you to be dazzled by their brilliance, so as you discovered, you've just got to grin and bear it............... ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8835 on: September 23, 2015, 04:28:52 AM »
The good thing about "Get Fcuked" is that it only means one thing and cannot be misconstrued.
Anyone that tries to misconstrue "Get Fcuked" can go and get fcuked.  ;D
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« Reply #8836 on: September 23, 2015, 05:07:01 AM »
That's it Mick, auditors, public servants, whingers, they can all just Get Fcuked! ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8837 on: September 23, 2015, 06:18:19 AM »
Being stuck in the middle drives me crazy. There's a fellow at work that often forgets his cell phone at home so he's always using my cell phone to call his phone and see if his wife will answer it and maybe sweet talk her into bringing it to work for him. It happened again the other day at first break and I guess his wife is getting tired of the situation so at lunch break my cell phone gets a text saying "Hello, this is Crystal I'm Dan's wife. Could you please tell him that if he's not smart enough to remember bringing his phone to work that maybe he could be smart enough to remember my cell phone number instead of calling his phone to get my attention?" I was a bit amused but I simply replied that I'd let him know and I then promptly showed him the text and gave him a lecture about remembering his wife's phone number.
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« Reply #8838 on: September 23, 2015, 09:18:27 AM »
Being stuck in the middle drives me crazy. There's a fellow at work that often forgets his cell phone at home so he's always using my cell phone to call his phone and see if his wife will answer it and maybe sweet talk her into bringing it to work for him. It happened again the other day at first break and I guess his wife is getting tired of the situation so at lunch break my cell phone gets a text saying "Hello, this is Crystal I'm Dan's wife. Could you please tell him that if he's not smart enough to remember bringing his phone to work that maybe he could be smart enough to remember my cell phone number instead of calling his phone to get my attention?" I was a bit amused but I simply replied that I'd let him know and I then promptly showed him the text and gave him a lecture about remembering his wife's phone number.



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« Reply #8839 on: September 23, 2015, 10:07:43 AM »
Being stuck in the middle drives me crazy. There's a fellow at work that often forgets his cell phone at home so he's always using my cell phone to call his phone and see if his wife will answer it and maybe sweet talk her into bringing it to work for him. It happened again the other day at first break and I guess his wife is getting tired of the situation so at lunch break my cell phone gets a text saying "Hello, this is Crystal I'm Dan's wife. Could you please tell him that if he's not smart enough to remember bringing his phone to work that maybe he could be smart enough to remember my cell phone number instead of calling his phone to get my attention?" I was a bit amused but I simply replied that I'd let him know and I then promptly showed him the text and gave him a lecture about remembering his wife's phone number.



that doesn't piss me off, that is funny...Larry

+1, funny!
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« Reply #8840 on: September 23, 2015, 10:53:59 AM »
Being stuck in the middle drives me crazy. There's a fellow at work that often forgets his cell phone at home so he's always using my cell phone to call his phone and see if his wife will answer it and maybe sweet talk her into bringing it to work for him. It happened again the other day at first break and I guess his wife is getting tired of the situation so at lunch break my cell phone gets a text saying "Hello, this is Crystal I'm Dan's wife. Could you please tell him that if he's not smart enough to remember bringing his phone to work that maybe he could be smart enough to remember my cell phone number instead of calling his phone to get my attention?" I was a bit amused but I simply replied that I'd let him know and I then promptly showed him the text and gave him a lecture about remembering his wife's phone number.



that doesn't piss me off, that is funny...Larry

+1, funny!

A bit annoying but I thought it was funny too, he even asked me to save his wife's number on my phone being it's my phone he uses when he doesn't have his.  :o
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« Reply #8841 on: September 23, 2015, 12:05:35 PM »
Scot that's like the old bit about Hey can I bum a ciggy off of ya, sure ok, say can I bum a light, all the while thinking to your self say how about a kick in the slats to get you breathing
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« Reply #8842 on: September 23, 2015, 12:40:11 PM »
Scot that's like the old bit about Hey can I bum a ciggy off of ya, sure ok, say can I bum a light, all the while thinking to your self say how about a kick in the slats to get you breathing
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That's the annoying part of it all.
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« Reply #8843 on: September 23, 2015, 01:23:25 PM »
Being stuck in the middle drives me crazy. There's a fellow at work that often forgets his cell phone at home so he's always using my cell phone to call his phone and see if his wife will answer it and maybe sweet talk her into bringing it to work for him. It happened again the other day at first break and I guess his wife is getting tired of the situation so at lunch break my cell phone gets a text saying "Hello, this is Crystal I'm Dan's wife. Could you please tell him that if he's not smart enough to remember bringing his phone to work that maybe he could be smart enough to remember my cell phone number instead of calling his phone to get my attention?" I was a bit amused but I simply replied that I'd let him know and I then promptly showed him the text and gave him a lecture about remembering his wife's phone number.
the piss off part is that the only person that is gonna call him on the phone he forgot is his wife....and I would be surprised if they have anything constructive or useful to say to each other anyway
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« Reply #8844 on: September 23, 2015, 02:12:32 PM »
How about from wife breathe in breathe out from him breathe in, she being the brighter of the two will remember to breathe out.
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« Reply #8845 on: September 23, 2015, 02:30:57 PM »
I had a similar situation in my early Army days. I worked in a unit that had it's own bar, so after hours, you could have a drink for cheap, as booze was tax free for the military. Of course we had boozers/abusers who'd stay there every night until 10 pm when the duty barman had to close up.

One guy, John McKenzie, was a drunk. All his money went on booze and horse racing, so his wife, a nurse, raised their kids and paid the bills, while John acted like an 18 year old, propping up the bar each night, holding court, then driving home drunk.

I was duty barman one night (it was a rostered duty) and John was there as usual with the other bar flies. The phone rang (no cell phones in 1982) and a very angry Mrs McKenzie was on the line looking for John. Now this happened all the time, and the standard operating procedure was to tell her that he'd just left, so I did that, but she replied, "Don't lie for him, he doesn't deserve your loyalty, put him on."

I passed the phone to him, and he looked really pissed off as he went thru what sounded like a standard reply, "yes love, leaving now, blah blah blah", as she gave it to him over the phone. He then threw the phone back at me, finished his beer and stormed out.

He outranked me, so I couldn't tell him what I thought of him, but I think he got the idea. As far as I know, he eventually drank himself to death, pretty common in the services.  :'(
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8846 on: September 23, 2015, 04:00:45 PM »


Being stuck in the middle drives me crazy. There's a fellow at work that often forgets his cell phone at home so he's always using my cell phone to call his phone and see if his wife will answer it and maybe sweet talk her into bringing it to work for him. It happened again the other day at first break and I guess his wife is getting tired of the situation so at lunch break my cell phone gets a text saying "Hello, this is Crystal I'm Dan's wife. Could you please tell him that if he's not smart enough to remember bringing his phone to work that maybe he could be smart enough to remember my cell phone number instead of calling his phone to get my attention?" I was a bit amused but I simply replied that I'd let him know and I then promptly showed him the text and gave him a lecture about remembering his wife's phone number.



that doesn't piss me off, that is funny...Larry

+1, funny!

A bit annoying but I thought it was funny too, he even asked me to save his wife's number on my phone being it's my phone he uses when he doesn't have his.  :o

Put her phone number into your phone under the name "One Hot Fvck". That'll piss Dan off!
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« Reply #8847 on: September 23, 2015, 05:58:28 PM »
Bugs piss me off.  ;D

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« Reply #8848 on: September 23, 2015, 06:21:06 PM »
I woke up at 2 am and went for a piss. Some movement to my left caught my eye, it was a massive spider crawling down the open ensuite door. I grabbed some toilet paper and smacked the spider, while quickly wrapping him in the paper, flicked him into the bowl, and consigned him to a watery grave. God only knows what evil mischief he would have gotten up to had I not awoken from my slumber........ ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #8849 on: September 23, 2015, 07:04:27 PM »
We get a lot of these Huntsman Spiders cruising around the joint especially when the Wet Season starts to build up.
I just dunno what the attraction is to toilets for these buggers but they always seem to appear when you're sitting there minding your own business and tryin' to lay an egg.

One of the ol' mates favourite party tricks was to chew them up and then spit the legs out.
That use to freak the sheilas out and was as funny as fcuk until he got bitten on the tongue one night.
He didn't play that party trick anymore after that episode and that pissed us off when he gave it away.  ;D

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