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Her name is Rio and she is hosting the olympic games.
« on: August 10, 2016, 08:45:56 PM »
When did ping pong become an olympic sport?

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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2016, 09:29:16 PM »
When did surfing or fcuking tennis? There better be motorcycle racing next time, or I'll boycott! ;D
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2016, 09:34:59 PM »
Thats what I was saying!  Where are the powersports teams!!!

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« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2016, 01:26:32 AM »
When did ping pong become an olympic sport?

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« Reply #4 on: August 11, 2016, 04:12:41 AM »
Heck they should include things like lawn mowing and tree trimming too!
How about re-roofing your house?  Let's see those namby-pamby "Olympians" handle those!  ;)

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« Reply #5 on: August 11, 2016, 04:16:03 AM »
Heck they should include things like lawn mowing and tree trimming too!

They have! Golf is now an Olympic event again!
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Re: Her name is Rio and she is hosting the olympic games.
« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2016, 04:33:02 AM »
Fcuking golf! What a waste of everyone's time that "Sport" is.............. ;D
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Re: Her name is Rio and she is hosting the olympic games.
« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2016, 06:32:32 AM »
Heck they should include things like lawn mowing and tree trimming too!

They have! Golf is now an Olympic event again!
LMAO!  Good one.  ;D

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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2016, 07:07:58 AM »
Bring back tug of war and make skipping and the beer chug boatrace Olympic events. If you can make race walking and equestrian dressage events you can make damn near anything an olympic event.

And screw all these different strokes in swimming- you swim whatever gets you to the finish fastest. Breaststroke  ::)
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« Reply #10 on: August 11, 2016, 07:41:58 AM »
Heck they should include things like lawn mowing and tree trimming too!

They have! Golf is now an Olympic event again!
LMAO!  Good one.  ;D

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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2016, 09:13:29 AM »
The lack of scottish highland games in the olympics explains why the kilt wearers have earned so few medals.

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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2016, 09:37:00 AM »
The lack of scottish highland games in the olympics explains why the kilt wearers have earned so few medals.
Yeah. What do they call that event where they toss telephone poles across the creek?

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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2016, 09:56:43 AM »
The lack of scottish highland games in the olympics explains why the kilt wearers have earned so few medals.
Yeah. What do they call that event where they toss telephone poles across the creek?

I googled highland games pole toss.

Apparently they call the pole a 'Caber'. It's a 175# and 19'6" tall larch tree.

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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2016, 09:59:58 AM »
How about re-roofing your house?  Let's see those namby-pamby "Olympians" handle those!  ;)

I'm sure the local brazillians would've happily volunteered their houses for that portion of the olympic village.

The fookin scandal that was the RIO tenant evictions.  Bullied out of house and home to pave way for these 1-time-use stadium projects.  Almost BS thread worthy

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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2016, 10:09:32 AM »
We should all be good at caber toss...same weight as a cb 750 motor.
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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2016, 10:32:20 AM »
We should all be good at caber toss...same weight as a cb 750 motor.

I'm not great at tossing motors around either.  Heck, I have enough trouble picking one up by myself and putting it in the back of the car/truck.
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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2016, 10:44:30 AM »
Should jacking be an Olympic sport?? Terry, you in? LOL. I can see it now. The double hand switch. The head stand. The two hander. ETC. 
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« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2016, 10:50:47 AM »
We should all be good at caber toss...same weight as a cb 750 motor.

I'm not great at tossing motors around either.  Heck, I have enough trouble picking one up by myself and putting it in the back of the car/truck.

I did a 30 yard 550engine carry from the driveway to the workbench.  Pretty sure I need more practice before I can toss the bugger

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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2016, 11:16:40 AM »
Bring back tug of war and make skipping and the beer chug boatrace Olympic events. If you can make race walking and equestrian dressage events you can make damn near anything an olympic event.

And screw all these different strokes in swimming- you swim whatever gets you to the finish fastest. Breaststroke  ::)

I tried "Breaststroke" down the pub last night. The wench slapped me hard enough to send my tankard of beer flying.

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« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2016, 11:30:19 AM »
The lack of scottish highland games in the olympics explains why the kilt wearers have earned so few medals.
Yeah. What do they call that event where they toss telephone poles across the creek?

I googled highland games pole toss.

Apparently they call the pole a 'Caber'. It's a 175# and 19'6" tall larch tree.

Aye, the caber toss.  We have a number of Highland games here in the Southland. Great fun. Throwing telephone poles and giant rocks.
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« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2016, 12:57:53 PM »
Kev, you crack me up!  Every time

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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2016, 02:20:52 PM »
In less than an hour is the Rugby Men's Final.  Fiji v the U.K.  Fiji, as many of you know, is home of The Barbarians professional Rugby club - quite possibly the coolest sports team name EVER. I am pulling for Fiji (sorry Kiwis) for this reason and the fact that a British Pub snubbed my band for a return slot.  That's what they get for hiring an Irish band to play in a British Pub.
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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2016, 02:31:08 PM »
Was watching the gymnastics.. Man,those are tough judges!
When those athletes jump off that high bar from spinning fast to break a world record it's tough to Not take an extra 'step' when they land.  ::)
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« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2016, 02:40:06 PM »
Was watching the gymnastics.. Man,those are tough judges!
When those athletes jump off that high bar from spinning fast to break a world record it's tough to Not take an extra 'step' when they land.  ::)

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