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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34750 on: January 01, 2011, 08:19:31 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34751 on: January 01, 2011, 08:19:43 PM »
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34752 on: January 01, 2011, 08:20:03 PM »
...HOT SHOT!!!

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34754 on: January 01, 2011, 08:32:06 PM »
Hot shot!


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34755 on: January 01, 2011, 09:25:36 PM »
."I'd hit that".... ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34756 on: January 01, 2011, 09:44:36 PM »
."I'd hit that".... ;)
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34757 on: January 02, 2011, 01:30:27 AM »
Question

           If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?  ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34758 on: January 02, 2011, 06:14:29 AM »
Look!  A baby wolf!
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34759 on: January 02, 2011, 07:01:04 AM »
Question

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34760 on: January 02, 2011, 05:23:05 PM »
Let's all hope Chuck just collapsed from a little too much partying from New Year's Eve.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34762 on: January 02, 2011, 05:52:09 PM »


A fine and appropriate post for a newly minted Hot Shot. And a fine, if underrated movie, too. Watch Hot Shots Part Deux, and try to pick out the movie spoofs. They spoofed over 30 different movies and TV shows in about 90 minutes -- even spoofs within spoofs. Lloyd Bridges spoofs his own role in Sea Hunt. Sheen spoofs Rambo spoofing Gregory Peck in The Guns of Navarone. Brilliant.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34763 on: January 02, 2011, 05:52:39 PM »
Is he talkin' 'bout his dingaling?!?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34764 on: January 02, 2011, 06:13:33 PM »


They wouldn't give Chuck back his guitar.... :'( :'(


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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34765 on: January 02, 2011, 06:25:47 PM »
Question

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34766 on: January 02, 2011, 06:29:44 PM »


Hey, easy there Franken. I just so happen to have a set of those bedsheets....I stole them from the prostitutes pimp right after I kicked his ass and stole his Lincoln MKIII with the fuzzy dash... :o
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34767 on: January 02, 2011, 06:33:34 PM »
Home from New years, no laws broken ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34768 on: January 02, 2011, 06:35:10 PM »
Home from New years, no laws broken ;D

What fun is that?  ;D
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34769 on: January 02, 2011, 06:41:57 PM »
I don't believe the "no laws broken" statement.  It's probably more like "no witnesses".
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34770 on: January 02, 2011, 06:44:56 PM »
Or he didn't get caught..... ;D

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34771 on: January 02, 2011, 06:49:38 PM »


Hey, easy there Franken. I just so happen to have a set of those bedsheets....I stole them from the prostitutes pimp right after I kicked his ass and stole his Lincoln MKIII with the fuzzy dash... :o

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34772 on: January 02, 2011, 06:54:54 PM »
Laws are made to be broken!

I did the ton in the rental car, does that count?!!?
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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34773 on: January 02, 2011, 07:10:55 PM »
Its funny how meaningless the term "the ton"  is.

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Re: The South Side Dive Bar
« Reply #34774 on: January 02, 2011, 07:12:16 PM »
The ton is a big deal if you're riding a POS!
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