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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #125 on: February 11, 2009, 07:50:14 AM »
Spikey...   ;D
I have never been afraid to elect to be an a$$hole.  I am in my comfort zone here.  ;)
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #126 on: February 11, 2009, 07:59:38 AM »
your momma's soo fat......;D  ;D

we got her into the drive-in free, cause we dressed her up to look just like a chevy impala

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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #127 on: February 11, 2009, 08:02:22 AM »
Spikey,
Yo mama's so fat she fills up the bathtub and THEN turns on the water!
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« Reply #128 on: February 11, 2009, 08:04:36 AM »
Idont think CB 350 was the first.

A buddy just picked up a 1906 F.N.  4 banger bike engine.. around 400ccs.. but I think their EARLIER ones were smaller.. :o
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« Reply #129 on: February 11, 2009, 08:33:27 AM »
your momma's soo fat......

Poeple exercise by jogging around her.

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« Reply #130 on: February 11, 2009, 09:23:11 AM »
Well, I am glad my post didn't fall on deaf ears and that it lit a fire under some of you...my work here is done!...for now.


Oh and Terry, although you are from OZ and thereby automatically an assumed sheep shagger who is derived from a long line of criminals I do find your posts absolutely hysterical! Not so much the sperm comment but your first line that may have been missed by some...totally degrading and offensive to those who may be mentally handicapped but was still funny as hell!

Dennis

I would also like to point out that this thread is a sort of safe zone when it comes to similar comments. While we may mean offence to one another I am fairly certain that none is intended to those may actually fall into the category of reference. By this I mean the gay jokes and handicapped comments...I would take issue with them pretty much anywhere else in this forum. (and yes I realize that you will all now say that I am gay too....I am ok with that. My wife and 2 kids would disagree with ya  ;) )

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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #131 on: February 11, 2009, 09:33:09 AM »
...I do find your... sperm... totally... fun...!

...(and yes I realize that... I am gay too....I am ok with that. )

Terry,
When I read between the lines of Dennis's's's post (sure, you gotta remove some of the extra words), I believe he is offering to blow you.  I think the two of you and Terry's sheep will be very happy together.  ;)
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #132 on: February 11, 2009, 09:50:58 AM »
LMFAO!!!!!

Tim, you are a funny guy and have single handedly changed my view of anyone who comes from Ohio. Sure I still feel pity for you but atleast now I realize that you aren't all totally devoid of any redeeming qualities.

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« Reply #133 on: February 11, 2009, 09:59:48 AM »
EWE ever wonder why them Ozzies dont leave there often? ;D
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #134 on: February 11, 2009, 10:49:15 AM »


Oh and by the way Tim... old man balls... all I'm gonna say...

"Youth is wasted on the youth."

Caaveman82...  thank you for limiting your comment to just the three words: "...old man balls..."
I don't think any of us wanted to hear how the rest of that sentence was configured in your mind:
Most likely: "I loves to lick me some..."  or "I get so horny thinking about..."

Anyway, you showed remarkable restraint and for that I thank you!  :D


Your welcome Tim. I didn't want to go into detail about your old wrinkly erectile dysfunctional package, that I saw while I was on www.chubbyland.com.


Your momma is so fat, she rolls off both sides of the bed each morning.

And for real, Terry needs to shave that c@ck duster off his upper lip... getting me excited.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #135 on: February 11, 2009, 10:56:32 AM »
your mamma reminds me of a bouling ball  ....

she gets picked up... fingered... thrown in a gutter....

and the #$%* still comes back for more




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« Reply #136 on: February 11, 2009, 11:01:10 AM »
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« Reply #137 on: February 11, 2009, 12:29:07 PM »

Yes.  It is a small bike.  I chose this model with gas prices ('petrol' if you must) prices in mind.  I have enough of a bulge in the pants that compensating with a big bike isn't necessary for my self esteem...  although I understand the choices of those who were not as anatomically blessed.


It's just a pity that the "bulge" to which you refer, is your swollen arsehole after a big night out at the "Blue Oyster Bar"..........


And yes, the color is putrid.  Paint will be one of my next projects.   Styling wise though, I have heard the little CB350F referred to as the rolex watch of the Honda line-up.  The world's smallest four cylinder, precision engine that runs like a top.   I like my little bike.


Ha ha, "Timex" more like it, tick tick tick...........


I enjoyed our fight.  Fresh out of things to jab you with


What happened to your "bulge", sailor boy?



I hope that I can count on you for advice when it comes time for my next build.


Ha ha, yeah mate, no worries, in fact, all "piss-taking" aside, I really like the CB350F, I restored this one in 1996 and it now graces the lounge room of a Mercedes dealer, but I only got rid of it because it was too small for my 6'4", 260 pound body. Me riding a 350/4 is probably akin to "Cruel and unusual punishment" in some states.......... ;D



I am gay too....I am ok with that. My wife Trevor, and his 2 kids wouldn't disagree with ya  ;) )

Fair enough Dennis, nothing wrong with that mate, sure, I used to beat up gays back when it was a national sport here in Oz, but in these days of "political correctness gone mad", I accept you, as my equal, even if you still can't manage a wheelie on your CBR.......... ;D

And I must say you and your wife look radiant in this pic of your motorcycling honeymoon!

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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #138 on: February 11, 2009, 12:35:13 PM »
This beats the Shameless Post Boost Thread any day!! I have to stop reading this at work as the guys who for me all think I am insane laughing hysterically in my office!

Oh and Terry if your bulge was half as long as your memory (can't believe you still remember my confession from 2 summers ago!) you would be making quite a living in the porn industry!!!

Dennis


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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #139 on: February 14, 2009, 10:21:44 AM »
i gotta quick rant


finshed my taxes, and have been going over my finances .. now i knew i didn't have the best year....  but seeing it on paper is a different story,, i really didn't have a good year money wise at all

................AND I STILL REBUILT MY BIKE !!!!   

so all you slackers, need to bit the bullet, quit your whining , and get that sled on the road.   

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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #140 on: February 14, 2009, 10:42:19 AM »
 

so all you slackers, need to bit the bullet, quit your whining , and get that sled on the road.   [/center]


No #$%*, man!!  It's all about priorities.  If it comes down to either buying groceries or buying parts for your bike, you know what the correct choice is.  You could probably stand to lose a few pounds anyway!  Hell, dropping some weight offa your fat ass is one of the best things you can do to increase the performance of your bike!  It's a win-win situation.  You have more money to get stuff for your bike and drop a cup size or two off your man-tits at the same time!!! :-* :-*


that felt good.... 

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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #141 on: February 16, 2009, 12:37:21 PM »
did you hear what masonry man did!!

he sold a motorcycle! 

i don't know about you but i'm f 'ing pissed!   >:(
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #142 on: February 16, 2009, 12:53:55 PM »
 

so all you slackers, need to bit the bullet, quit your whining , and get that sled on the road.   [/center]


No #$%*, man!!  It's all about priorities.  If it comes down to either buying groceries or buying parts for your bike, you know what the correct choice is.  You could probably stand to lose a few pounds anyway!  Hell, dropping some weight offa your fat ass is one of the best things you can do to increase the performance of your bike!  It's a win-win situation.  You have more money to get stuff for your bike and drop a cup size or two off your man-tits at the same time!!! :-* :-*


that felt good.... 

if spikey lost anymore weight he'd blow away

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« Reply #143 on: February 16, 2009, 02:30:02 PM »
did you hear what masonry man did!!

he sold a motorcycle! 

i don't know about you but i'm f 'ing pissed!   >:(

What a BASTARD! ;D

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« Reply #144 on: February 16, 2009, 02:55:12 PM »
I have been reading through this thread and all i can add is, fcuk the lot of you....... :o

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« Reply #145 on: February 16, 2009, 03:07:02 PM »
I have been reading through this thread and all i can add is, fcuk the lot of you....... :o

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You know, that was totaly called for you worthless piece of gutter trash!

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« Reply #146 on: February 16, 2009, 03:16:14 PM »
I have been reading through this thread and all i can add is, fcuk the lot of you....... :o

Mick


What the hell does any of this have to do with French Connection UK!!?

Make some sense goddammmmmmnit!!!!! >:(

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« Reply #147 on: February 16, 2009, 03:23:57 PM »
I have been reading through this thread and all i can add is, fcuk the lot of you....... :o

Mick


What the hell does any of this have to do with French Connection UK!!?

Make some sense goddammmmmmnit!!!!! >:(

Duh! Its the fries!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #148 on: February 16, 2009, 03:24:21 PM »
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You know, that was totaly called for you worthless piece of gutter trash!
Have we met?..... ;D

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What the hell does any of this have to do with French Connection UK!!?

Well excuse me!!!!! no one said there was a topic....... :D

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« Reply #149 on: February 16, 2009, 03:40:59 PM »