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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #175 on: February 28, 2009, 09:56:59 AM »
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #176 on: March 03, 2009, 05:49:36 PM »
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #177 on: March 05, 2009, 10:36:28 PM »
Ok so my wife comes home from school the other day and relays and exchange that went on in her american sign language class. This is a night class, no just out of high school 18 year olds these are adults...


Teacher: this is the sign for woman (signs woman)
Teacher: this is the sign for man (signs man)
Student: oh, but what if they're gay?
Crickets: chirp chirp chirp...



SERIOUSLY? WTF? I don't care how ignorant/closed minded you are, how does that even make sense? A gay man or lesbian woman is still a man or a woman... Idiocy is taking over this world at an alarming rate.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #178 on: March 06, 2009, 04:46:11 AM »
...unless it's somehow important that they're identified as such, but I can see the massive risk of a new sign language user making a HUGE faux pas.
Fwiw,
"lesbian" is an L kinda sign with thumb and index finger sideways with your right hand, thumb goes against your chin, like most female signs. 
"gay" is the "G" sign made against the chin.

Who knows? maybe the student has some kind of private life that makes it important.

(here's where the "the more you know" theme plays...)
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #179 on: March 06, 2009, 05:37:04 AM »
He he, "Tramp Stamps", I love that one Kit, it's so true, most chicks I know with tatts think they look cool, I just think they look like slapped out old strippers.

I don't care if they're wearing pics of their homely kids, their favorite dog, a dead sibling, or some jazzy Asian lettering that probably spells "I'm a dopey fat slut" in "Engrish", it just doesn't do a damn thing for me, and "Tramp Stamp" sums it up. I love it! ;D
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #180 on: March 06, 2009, 08:03:05 AM »
...unless it's somehow important that they're identified as such, but I can see the massive risk of a new sign language user making a HUGE faux pas.
Fwiw,
"lesbian" is an L kinda sign with thumb and index finger sideways with your right hand, thumb goes against your chin, like most female signs. 
"gay" is the "G" sign made against the chin.

Who knows? maybe the student has some kind of private life that makes it important.

(here's where the "the more you know" theme plays...)


Well I understand that, but the question was presented (according to my wife) as though man or woman did not apply. She didn't ask "what's the sign for gay?" And that's where I'm stuck here...
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #181 on: March 06, 2009, 08:20:56 AM »
Ohhhhhh. Wow.
That makes it completely different. No, in that case that chick is an idiot.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #182 on: August 07, 2009, 02:07:49 PM »
Whoa! What happened?
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #183 on: August 07, 2009, 03:25:56 PM »
"Everyone"?  Who's this "everyone"?

There are #$%*s everywhere.  This forum (and this poster ;)) are no exception.

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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #184 on: August 07, 2009, 03:49:22 PM »
Why would you let Laminar get to you?
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #185 on: August 07, 2009, 04:39:15 PM »
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #186 on: August 07, 2009, 04:44:49 PM »
just ignore Laminar. Everyone else has.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #187 on: August 07, 2009, 05:49:37 PM »
Quote
I prefer not to ignore people just wanted to get it out of my system without pissing a bunch of other people off by having a pointless argument in a thread where it wasn't apropreate.

The hell with your inappropriateness!

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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #188 on: August 08, 2009, 07:58:40 AM »
Yeah, definite dose bag...
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #189 on: August 08, 2009, 08:05:19 AM »
Sucks to your assmar!
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #190 on: August 08, 2009, 08:10:35 AM »
Effin doses.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #191 on: August 08, 2009, 08:49:28 AM »
I miss the muppet show...the original one that is...not the newer one that was on 10 years ago?
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #193 on: August 08, 2009, 01:03:27 PM »
I hate how I can't get hot chicks to appreciate my old school ride.  I only get middle aged fat ugly men showing me some love. 

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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #194 on: August 08, 2009, 01:04:17 PM »
I'm not a middle aged fat ugly man, but I bet I'll appreciate your ride.
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #195 on: August 08, 2009, 01:46:19 PM »
I'm not a middle aged fat ugly man, but I bet I'll appreciate your ride.

Thanks Inkscars...  I should of put "who live in Vancouver and aren't members of this forum" after hot chicks....

Seriously to Old Fat Ugly men - BACK OFF!!!!!

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« Reply #196 on: August 11, 2009, 11:20:47 AM »
I'm not a middle aged fat ugly man, but I bet I'll appreciate your ride.

Thanks Inkscars...  I should of put "who live in Vancouver and aren't members of this forum" after hot chicks....

Seriously to Old Fat Ugly men - BACK OFF!!!!!

Hey, Hey... meant no offense. can we still hold hands?

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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #197 on: August 11, 2009, 11:23:07 AM »
I hate how I can't get hot chicks to appreciate my old school ride.  I only get middle aged fat ugly men showing me some love.  

You sure they are looking at the bike?
Sure you aren't giving off the gay, pedo signal?
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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #198 on: August 11, 2009, 11:50:57 AM »
I hate how I can't get hot chicks to appreciate my old school ride.  I only get middle aged fat ugly men showing me some love.  

You sure they are looking at the bike?
Sure you aren't giving off the gay, pedo signal?


hahaha!  maybe I shouldn't wear those tight jeans anymore

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Re: Shameless Rant and insult post boost thread!
« Reply #199 on: August 11, 2009, 11:57:20 AM »
I'm not a middle aged fat ugly man, but I bet I'll appreciate your ride.

Thanks Inkscars...  I should of put "who live in Vancouver and aren't members of this forum" after hot chicks....

Seriously to Old Fat Ugly men - BACK OFF!!!!!

Old, fat, ugly men sometimes have young, hot daughters.  And if dear ol' dad likes your bike you're already in good with him! ;D