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Offline Sam Green Racing

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WTF.
« on: December 05, 2010, 02:35:48 PM »
This came to me as a funny a few weeks ago but how true it rings.
Last week, the electric toaster packed up, so the boss goes out and buys a nice new one with 6 settings.
On setting 2.5 you get nice toast, on 3 it's very well done. 3.5 burns it and on number 4 you get 300 people stood outside in the freezing cold because you've set the fire alarm off and the toast is fcuked and beyond saving.
What are settings 5 and 6 for  ???

Sam.  :D :D :D ;)
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2010, 02:38:26 PM »


Heating your house?  ;D ;)
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: WTF.
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2010, 02:39:54 PM »


Electrocuting the neighbors cat?  ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: WTF.
« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2010, 02:42:20 PM »
Yes, the one I have at home is the same but the neighbors cat won't fit in it. ;D ;D ;D

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Re: WTF.
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2010, 02:47:52 PM »


Silly Sam! You just insert the tail, not the whole cat!! ;D ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: WTF.
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2010, 02:57:49 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on December 05, 2010, 02:47:52 PM


Silly Sam! You just insert the tail, not the whole cat!! ;D ;D

That's the problem when you get old. :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sam ;) ;D
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2010, 04:34:28 PM »
there's only one way to find out
but please let us know first before you do it
just in case
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2010, 05:50:38 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on December 05, 2010, 02:47:52 PM


Silly Sam! You just insert the tail, not the whole cat!! ;D ;D

I recommend you fold the cat, and stick two paws (front or back) in each of the two toaster slots.
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2010, 05:53:00 PM »


Hey! That'll work too!! ;D
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: WTF.
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2010, 05:56:45 PM »
C'mon, all you guys must not have been young in the recent past. 5 and 6 are for frozen bagles/waffles/pancakes/frenchtoast well at least five is, six is for burning said frozen breakfast wonders.
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2010, 07:50:01 PM »
  POP Tarts..Sam..Pop TARTS...
 maybe they dont have them in Jolly Old...

 6 should do a steak if you dont mind the mess and the idd fire.. poor mans grill...

 Heyy... any of you out there had HOTplate accidents.. ??? :o
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« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2010, 08:31:26 PM »
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2010, 10:35:29 PM »
LOL. I just mentioned to the wife the other day that our toaster starts buring things at about 4, yet for some reason goes all the way to 7....... WTF indeed.
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2010, 10:56:14 PM »
Quote from: 754 on December 05, 2010, 07:50:01 PM
  POP Tarts..Sam..Pop TARTS...
 maybe they dont have them in Jolly Old...

 6 should do a steak if you dont mind the mess and the idd fire.. poor mans grill...

 Heyy... any of you out there had HOTplate accidents.. ??? :o

Frank, why the hyjack, we're talking burnt cats here. :D :D :D :D

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Re: WTF.
« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2010, 11:32:58 PM »
 ;)  Google (cat toaster) you would be amazed :o ::)
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2010, 11:52:30 PM »
Quote from: syth82 on December 05, 2010, 10:35:29 PM
LOL. I just mentioned to the wife the other day that our toaster starts buring things at about 4, yet for some reason goes all the way to 7....... WTF indeed.

My wife doesn't need a damn toaster to burn things! (especially my ass  ;) )
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2010, 12:24:53 AM »
cats have to be sliced thin to fit in properly.
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« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2010, 04:50:21 AM »
 Come on guys.....everybody knows cats and small dogs go in a microwave. ::) ;)
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2010, 05:34:26 AM »
Anyone remember Fat Freddy's Cat and the transmogrifiers? Then the cat would fit in the toaster  ;D

Transmogrifiers was what Fat Freddy's cat calls cars. Because they transmogrify cats from three dimensional beings into two dimensional beings.
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2010, 07:39:47 AM »
5 & 6 are for when you use the toaster outside, silly.
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« Reply #20 on: December 06, 2010, 09:00:13 AM »
Run the white one over a few more times, and it will be a sailcat...
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #21 on: December 06, 2010, 09:09:01 AM »
..my toaster goes to 11  8) 
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #22 on: December 06, 2010, 09:13:20 PM »
What's the input voltage on said toaster?
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« Reply #23 on: December 06, 2010, 09:30:01 PM »
Mine goes to 13... :o
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Re: WTF.
« Reply #24 on: December 06, 2010, 09:30:11 PM »
im just gonna throw this out there but have you ever tried toasting rye bread or bagels? i bet a slice of rye will take 6 like a champ
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