Author Topic: Q and A (Read 4275 times)

fuzzybutt · « **Reply #25 on:** December 19, 2008, 06:25:43 PM »

do children enjoy childhood as much as adults enjoy adultery?

mkramer1121 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 19, 2008, 09:30:49 PM »

Quote from: DRam on December 19, 2008, 05:07:38 PM

Because you have to be old to enjoy youth.

Is it farther to Detroit or by bus?

you can go to detroit, i'll stay in my nice safe bed...

why do hot dog buns come in packs of 8 and hot dogs in packs of 10?

seaweb11 · « **Reply #27 on:** December 19, 2008, 09:59:49 PM »

For the 2 that go bad before you get around to eating them

Why is it that there is a huge song and dance when you get on a plane to explain how a seat belt works..................yet NO ONE has ever had to tell me how to get it off

still sitting in 27A help

Frankenkit · « **Reply #28 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:17:09 AM »

Darwinism. Can't breed if you're stuck in your seat.

Why are 'snow angels' more popular than 'dirt angels' or 'mud angels' when they can all be made the same way?

mkramer1121 · « **Reply #29 on:** December 20, 2008, 09:02:55 AM »

Quote from: Kit on December 20, 2008, 08:17:09 AM

Darwinism. Can't breed if you're stuck in your seat.

Why are 'snow angels' more popular than 'dirt angels' or 'mud angels' when they can all be made the same way?

blame the Eskimos...

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

754 · « **Reply #30 on:** December 20, 2008, 09:05:44 AM »

Why does no one try to answer my question, middle of first page??

maybe I am not playing right??

If youre not the LEAD DOG the scenery never changes....

MickeyX · « **Reply #31 on:** December 20, 2008, 09:10:23 AM »

I dunno. I go up there to spit on people.

Why does my

neighbor keep having BAD karaoke night at their place?

Spikeybike · « **Reply #32 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:01:31 AM »

because there is no such thing as GOOD karaoke night .

why cant i rock out with my ...... sock out

Frankenkit · « **Reply #33 on:** December 20, 2008, 10:29:46 AM »

Because that could be the elusive link between athlete's foot and jock itch!

What's wrong with kids these days?!

mkramer1121 · « **Reply #34 on:** December 20, 2008, 12:15:23 PM »

Quote from: Kit on December 20, 2008, 10:29:46 AM

Because that could be the elusive link between athlete's foot and jock itch!

What's wrong with kids these days?!

absolutely nothing, we're the weird ones!

if a priest and a rabbi walked into a bar, wtf are they doing there anyway?

Spikeybike · « **Reply #35 on:** December 20, 2008, 12:28:14 PM »

looking for the nuns and choir boys

can you really not break an unbreakable comb?

thrownchain · « **Reply #36 on:** December 20, 2008, 12:47:02 PM »

It's not easy, but it can be done.

If a store is open year round, 24hours a day, why is there a lock on the door??

Spikeybike · « **Reply #37 on:** December 20, 2008, 12:51:34 PM »

so the employee's can smoke weed,drink, and have sex in the back room during 3rd shift, without people walking in

would a CMP who was female, be called a mountette (one for you northerners)

754 · « **Reply #38 on:** December 20, 2008, 01:01:59 PM »

Moundtit Police, I think is correct..

Spikeybike · « **Reply #39 on:** December 20, 2008, 01:03:32 PM »

Quote from: 754 on December 20, 2008, 01:01:59 PM

Moundtit Police, I think is correct..

hahahaha damn it , wish i would have thought of that

i believe it's your go to ask a Q

333 · « **Reply #40 on:** December 20, 2008, 01:28:02 PM »

754-no, you're not playing the game right. Your question is more trivia than pointless.

thrownchain · « **Reply #41 on:** December 20, 2008, 03:17:38 PM »

If the CMP is having sex and he's on the bottom, does that make him a "mounted Mounty" ??

333 · « **Reply #42 on:** December 20, 2008, 03:40:58 PM »

Just "Mounted", I think.

If the CMP is on top, is he then a "Mountee"?

Frankenkit · « **Reply #43 on:** December 20, 2008, 05:39:23 PM »

He may be the 'mounter' then the ... horse or whomever, is the 'mountee'?

So if a woman rides up on a sandcast 750, jumps off, whips her jacket open and helmet off, saying "Take what you want!" do you think she'd miss her bike much?

Spikeybike · « **Reply #44 on:** December 20, 2008, 05:45:20 PM »

Yes i think she would miss a sandcast, and the helmet possibly hehehe

If said women did this to Carpy would he chop it all up and brag to end about it

Frankenkit · « **Reply #45 on:** December 20, 2008, 07:58:51 PM »

Probably. The dumber an action is, the more people brag about it.

Wouldn't he get in some deep sh*t for chopping a woman up and bragging about it?

MickeyX · « **Reply #46 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:21:06 PM »

Not if he changed his name to OJ.

Who was the 1st guy to think that Rocky Mountain Oysters was a good thing to eat?

nickjtc · « **Reply #47 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:25:33 PM »

Quote from: 754 on December 20, 2008, 09:05:44 AM

Why does no one try to answer my question, middle of first page??
maybe I am not playing right??

I don't care if it is trivia. WHAT IS THE ANSWER!!!!

Why do people who are legally blind only get a partial discount on their tv licence fee in England?

No, wait, we've already discussed that on another thread.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #48 on:** December 20, 2008, 08:40:04 PM »

Cuz they only see half of it.

So if visually challenged people get a discount on their TV fee, do ugly people get a discount on dating services?

nickjtc · « **Reply #49 on:** December 20, 2008, 09:03:18 PM »

....and anorexics get a discount on dieting supplements?

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