Topic: The South Side Dive Bar

[Duke McDukiedook]

TOGA!!! TO-GA !!!! TO-GA!!!!!!!

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

You may laugh, and laugh you will, but that's me wearing my custom Poo-Freeze Holster. I wear it low and right-handed, although some guys favor the cross-draw.

Quick on the draw, I am. I can nail a poo before it even hits the ground.

Brilliant!! I am the guy walking around with the target bag ful of poo. (the supermarket bags have holes). My dog is a 100lb Visla/Wein so...I am picking up some human sized deuces. I am so far past the point of shame.
POOOOOOFFREEEEEEZE

[Grnrngr]

ahahaha  GIRLYMAN!!    I had a Saint Bernard....and a Newfoundland.. those two can drop a BIG handful    heck, my Great Dane/Redbone mix could pincha 1lb loaf easy  I always wondered how, if I fed them a 25lb bag of food, I ended up cleaning up 40lbs of dogdoo

[cb750dude]

Oh my? Its almost new years,Im off for the next 4 days. Half a 30 pack of pabst left from the Christmas weekend. Or should I ring in the new year with some of my favorite Guinness? HMMMMMMMM?

[paulages]

Kit-

Yeah, too bad you guys didn't make it over. Next time, I guess..

[Spikeybike]

Sweet!  Wouldn't you love to ride a bike adorned with sharp pointy objects?

................................... yes  

[Industrial Cafe]

depressed, going to be alone for the 3 days surrounding New Years.

[Spikeybike]

Nah, your all good man, ... yew years ain't all that ... you had a good christmas right .. at this point brother, " you gotta look a lil harder to find that silver lining "

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

ahahaha  GIRLYMAN!!    I had a Saint Bernard....and a Newfoundland.. those two can drop a BIG handful    heck, my Great Dane/Redbone mix could pincha 1lb loaf easy  I always wondered how, if I fed them a 25lb bag of food, I ended up cleaning up 40lbs of dogdoo

Now I am going to start posting pics. My dog can lay some cable. Pics soon.

[burmashave]

ahahaha  GIRLYMAN!!    I had a Saint Bernard....and a Newfoundland.. those two can drop a BIG handful    heck, my Great Dane/Redbone mix could pincha 1lb loaf easy  I always wondered how, if I fed them a 25lb bag of food, I ended up cleaning up 40lbs of dogdoo

Now I am going to start posting pics. My dog can lay some cable. Pics soon.

Well, if you do, Anti-Vowel Man, make sure to include something for scale. We don't want any of those big fish pics where you hold it out at arm's length in front of the camera.

I had a Lab who didn't so much excel in quantity as in frequency. This is the algorithm I developed to predict the number of his dumps when taking him for a walk:

Where x=number of poos, y=number of poo bags
f(x)=y+1

I could take him around the block, and he'd poop five 5 times if I had 4 bags. He was only 75 pounds. Ever try to reuse a full poo bag?  It was amazingly annoying, but a better dog there ne'er was.

[burmashave]

Just a warning in case anyone forgot. Be careful when throwing frozen poo, "You could put an eye out."

[BeSeeingYou]

depressed, going to be alone for the 3 days surrounding New Years.

We're with you in "Industrial Spirit".   

[Duke McDukiedook]

Eat some mushrooms, some window pane or a handful of peyote, you'll start imagining people. 

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

Anti-Vowel man  Ah, I ah took her for a walk tonight but eeeeee just couldnt bring myself to take a picturaah. 
You may be thinking Quimby/Kennedy but I am thinking my neighbah.

[burmashave]

Anti-Vowel man  Ah, I ah took her for a walk tonight but eeeeee just couldnt bring myself to take a picturaah. 
You may be thinking Quimby/Kennedy but I am thinking my neighbah.

Sorry, Ndstrylgrnrngr is Anti-Vowel Man.

[FrankenFrankenstuff]

Anti-Vowel man  Ah, I ah took her for a walk tonight but eeeeee just couldnt bring myself to take a picturaah. 
You may be thinking Quimby/Kennedy but I am thinking my neighbah.

Sorry, Ndstrylgrnrngr is Anti-Vowel Man.

LOL guess I thought too much on your comment. Kept looking at what I wrote.
Youve got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.

[Grnrngr]

Much as I'd like, don't have my doggies anymore....   never thought to take pics of massive piles when they were around...   and I'm not ANTI-vowel, I just think they're over rated...

[cb750dude]

depressed, going to be alone for the 3 days surrounding New Years.

Keep your chin up dude. You got all of us here in the SOHC.
I know how you feel, I spent the Christmas weekend alone,as I will the new years weekend too.
Is what it is....... I dont know? I got nothin.......just trying to help.

[mark]

..... I always wondered how, if I fed them a 25lb bag of food, I ended up cleaning up 40lbs of dogdoo

they probably cleaned the cat box a few times.

[Grnrngr]

..... I always wondered how, if I fed them a 25lb bag of food, I ended up cleaning up 40lbs of dogdoo

they probably cleaned the cat box a few times.

     could be...

[Jordan]

IC, chin up, I would rather be alone for three than surrounded by people making me miserable forever.

[burmashave]

...and I'm not ANTI-vowel, I just think they're over rated...

You've got a point there. The Hebrews got along without them for thousands of years, and they didn't seem to miss them.

[Damfino]

Youve got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.

Thanks Franken, for the new addition to my sig line...

[the technological J]

Oh my? Its almost new years,Im off for the next 4 days. Half a 30 pack of pabst left from the Christmas weekend. Or should I ring in the new year with some of my favorite Guinness? HMMMMMMMM?

pour a half a glass of pabst and fill the guiness over back side of the spoon so it doesnt mix alot and have black and tans... or black and whites i guess

[cb750dude]

Oh my? Its almost new years,I'm off for the next 4 days. Half a 30 pack of Pabst left from the Christmas weekend. Or should I ring in the new year with some of my favorite Guinness? HMMMMMMMM?

pour a half a glass of Pabst and fill the Guinness over back side of the spoon so it doesn't mix alot and have black and tans... or black and whites i guess

New plan, I had an old flame ask me out to the bar last night,drank my fill of Guinness.
For new years eve I'm gonna stay sober so I'm not hung over on Saturday because Ive got a road trip to go get a 1974 750!! WOOT!