Author Topic: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here! (Read 105145 times)

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #550 on:** June 06, 2016, 09:54:54 PM »

94 degree weather in Washington state.

Shrodinger's Bull#$%*

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #551 on:** June 07, 2016, 01:19:03 AM »

I bought an "Action Camera" so I can film some of my glorious rides, but I couldn't use it until I found a 32 gb SD card, so I bought the card yesterday and was going to go for a ride tonight, but then I remembered that I need to set the date/time for accuracy, so no ride tonight, even though I really wanted to go out in the rain and freezing night temps, just so I could post a short vid here. Bugger.............

74cb750 · « **Reply #552 on:** June 07, 2016, 06:25:06 PM »

I came, I saw, I conquered. Now I am the King of Vermont.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #553 on:** June 08, 2016, 02:01:38 AM »

Quote from: 74cb750 on June 07, 2016, 06:25:06 PM

I came, I saw, I conquered. Now I am the King of Vermont.

Well done Michel, I always knew you were royalty in waiting, is Vermont a nice kingdom? Cheers, Terry.

74cb750 · « **Reply #554 on:** June 08, 2016, 06:46:17 PM »

Terry,
the country-side is filled with proules and worker-bees, so aside from that it is nice.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #555 on:** June 08, 2016, 11:48:18 PM »

Quote from: 74cb750 on June 08, 2016, 06:46:17 PM

Terry,
the country-side is filled with proules and worker-bees, so aside from that it is nice.

What the fcuk are "Proules"? I mean, of course I know what Proules are, but for the benefit of everyone else here Michel, if you don't mind?

74cb750 · « **Reply #556 on:** June 09, 2016, 02:50:09 AM »

Proules = low lifes, people beneath the King, servants, morons, yes-men etc etc...as King of Vermont I can make words up for local use (it's in my contract).

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #557 on:** June 09, 2016, 03:37:00 AM »

Fair enough mate, as King of Canberra, I know first hand that Proules piss me off. Oh wait, wrong thread............

madmtnmotors · « **Reply #558 on:** June 09, 2016, 03:56:32 AM »

Quote from: 74cb750 on June 09, 2016, 02:50:09 AM

as King of Vermont I can make words up for local use (it's in my contract).

FrankenFrankenstuff · « **Reply #559 on:** June 11, 2016, 07:21:50 PM »

I pay all of my taxes on time and with a smile.

Stev-o · « **Reply #560 on:** June 11, 2016, 08:09:37 PM »

I absolutely never fudge the numbers on my income tax return.

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #561 on:** June 11, 2016, 08:23:09 PM »

I work six days a week and qualify as tax exempt.

All in favor of living wage say aye!

MoMo · « **Reply #562 on:** June 12, 2016, 04:23:40 AM »

Quote from: Stev-o on June 11, 2016, 08:09:37 PM

I absolutely never fudge the numbers on my income tax return.

Good for you, you can't steal what has been stolen from you...Larry

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #563 on:** June 12, 2016, 05:18:10 AM »

I like to alter my tax documents to make it appear that I earn way more than I really do, just to impress the taxation department!

DaveBarbier · « **Reply #564 on:** June 12, 2016, 06:48:55 AM »

One good thing about getting older is how you grow out of getting hangovers. I feel fine right now.

BomberMann650 · « **Reply #565 on:** June 12, 2016, 10:59:29 AM »

"Sure I can do it!!"

Famous last words

Swoop · « **Reply #566 on:** June 12, 2016, 12:04:09 PM »

I bought a first year Goldwing today....$400.....I think it might be a sandcast ....and it has the elusive 19 litre tank....what else to look for?

strynboen · « **Reply #567 on:** June 12, 2016, 12:30:42 PM »

thek for veared loose spokes and thain

Swoop · « **Reply #568 on:** June 12, 2016, 12:59:11 PM »

Quote from: strynboen on June 12, 2016, 12:30:42 PM

thek for veared loose spokes and thain

Yes I checked the chain....must be rusted solid as it almost looks to be one solid piece (shaft?)
Spokes are tighter than a beavers butthole.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #569 on:** June 12, 2016, 06:10:02 PM »

Quote from: Dowelpin on June 12, 2016, 12:59:11 PM

Quote from: strynboen on June 12, 2016, 12:30:42 PM
thek for veared loose spokes and thain
Yes I checked the chain....must be rusted solid as it almost looks to be one solid piece (shaft?)
Spokes are tighter than a beavers butthole.

Watch out for the spring pressure style cam chain adjusters on those sandcast wings mate, they went from roller chains to hyvo's on later models, (after serial number 555XXXX) so buy one of Ape's "Nut and Bolt" type positive adjusters, and a pair of Tsunami heavy duty cam chains while you're at it, they're about the strongest on the market. If you need any more advice, I'm pretty much the Goldwing expert on this site, some folks here actually refer to me as "Honda Wang Man".

trueblue · « **Reply #570 on:** June 13, 2016, 02:11:29 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on June 12, 2016, 06:10:02 PM

Quote from: Dowelpin on June 12, 2016, 12:59:11 PM
Quote from: strynboen on June 12, 2016, 12:30:42 PM
thek for veared loose spokes and thain
Yes I checked the chain....must be rusted solid as it almost looks to be one solid piece (shaft?)
Spokes are tighter than a beavers butthole.

Watch out for the spring pressure style cam chain adjusters on those sandcast wings mate, they went from roller chains to hyvo's on later models, (after serial number 555XXXX) so buy one of Ape's "Nut and Bolt" type positive adjusters, and a pair of Tsunami heavy duty cam chains while you're at it, they're about the strongest on the market. If you need any more advice, I'm pretty much the Goldwing expert on this site, some folks here actually refer to me as "Honda Wang Man".

Terry, I was told by a few people that you like to ride a big black wang all night and all day

not that there is anything wrong with that

Swoop · « **Reply #571 on:** June 13, 2016, 03:07:52 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on June 12, 2016, 06:10:02 PM

Quote from: Dowelpin on June 12, 2016, 12:59:11 PM
Quote from: strynboen on June 12, 2016, 12:30:42 PM
thek for veared loose spokes and thain
Yes I checked the chain....must be rusted solid as it almost looks to be one solid piece (shaft?)
Spokes are tighter than a beavers butthole.

Watch out for the spring pressure style cam chain adjusters on those sandcast wings mate, they went from roller chains to hyvo's on later models, (after serial number 555XXXX) so buy one of Ape's "Nut and Bolt" type positive adjusters, and a pair of Tsunami heavy duty cam chains while you're at it, they're about the strongest on the market. If you need any more advice, I'm pretty much the Goldwing expert on this site, some folks here actually refer to me as "Honda Wang Man".

Thanks Terry, I am sure I will have some questions for you once I get started on the popular water cooled to air cooled conversion. I hear the weight savings are significant.

74cb750 · « **Reply #572 on:** June 13, 2016, 03:54:53 AM »

I have never been caught baking motorcycle parts in the oven when the wife is away and she returned a day early to find the house inundated with fumes, 4 fans blowing, doors & windows open with the outside snowing & temperature of 20F.
"...actually they are NOT motorcycle parts, it's wood this time...."

74cb750 · « **Reply #573 on:** June 13, 2016, 03:58:00 AM »

I never take a piss in my yard.

MoMo · « **Reply #574 on:** June 13, 2016, 04:09:26 AM »

Quote from: 74cb750 on June 13, 2016, 03:58:00 AM

I never take a piss in my yard.

neither did Burt Munro

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Author Topic: The BS post! Feel free to tell a fib with no fear of retribution, right here! (Read 105145 times)